I have read and reread bobs bumper book , especially the volume concerning feet and footwear
I’ve read about loose cleats , worn cleats , stuck cleats , torn shoes, small shoes, large shoes , stones in shoes , lost shoes , bunions , verruccas , corns , cuts and callouses but I think he has failed to mention my ailment
In the style of the albino monk in the d’vinci code I have self mutilated my toe nails - 2 I have cut so low bloods oozing through my sock
But you won’t hear me moan - I am too faint from lack of blood