Zwift Chat

[Joffey]

I had a bit of an off yesterday. Was planning to ride from mine to the in-laws approx 80km away but crashed less than 20km from home!

Luckily a cyclist stopped in their car and insisted on taking me home. Really nice chap, he said someone drove him home a few years ago so I think he might have been waiting for an opportunity to help someone out.

It was a bit of a silly one and thankfully didn’t involve anyone else. Where the roads have been so heavily gritted recently, the bike slid out from under me on a patch of loose grit/salt that had collected. Reckon I was probably doing approx 15mph but hit my face quite hard. New bike has got its first scratches 😫

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I’m a little beaten up down one side - face, shoulder, elbow, knee.

I will have the indignity of being asked about it and having to explain on numerous zoom calls next week!

Expecting to be back on the turbo mid-week 👍

Sorry you had the off but I do like how you combed your hair for the after pic! I wish I had hair. I will swap my 20/20 vision for your hair? Deal? I have good eyes. Unless you have seen my wife... (That was nasty, she's pretty fit for a southerner....big boobies, I think it's the warm climate)

 

[Joffey]

I don't like mouse traps.

 

[Joffey]

I'm a bit drunk. Birthday tomorrow. Foster kids ruined my birthday meal. daffodils.

At least I'm making a difference (so I keep telling myself). And they ended up having Mcdonalds, which saved me lots of money. And that's
there fave.

Sorry to rant.

TTT Tuesday. I am looking forward to it.

Thinking about getting a bald hamster.

But I'm not telling @CXRAndy - He'll lure it in with sweet sweet goodness (prob a twix) and neck it!!

(Daffodils seems to be the substitute word for CeeUouNextTuesday on the swear filter)

 

[<Tommy>]

I'm a bit drunk. Birthday tomorrow. Foster kids ruined my birthday meal. daffodils.

At least I'm making a difference (so I keep telling myself). And they ended up having Mcdonalds, which saved me lots of money. And that's
there fave.

Sorry to rant.

TTT Tuesday. I am looking forward to it.

Thinking about getting a bald hamster.

But I'm not telling @CXRAndy - He'll lure it in with sweet sweet goodness (prob a twix) and neck it!!

(Daffodils seems to be the substitute word for CeeUouNextTuesday on the swear filter)

Happy birthday Joff! I have no hair and failing eye sight so you’re still ahead of the curve amigo!

I can say with a great deal of confidence on this that you’ll be making a massive difference mate 👍👍👍

 

[bobinski]

if that's your house be careful putting a red light on it - all sorts will turn up !

At least he won’t have to drive to the local car parks😉

 

[bobinski]

I do like a drunken @Joffey post😁

What Tommy said👍

 

[CXRAndy]

I nearly joined you in the 'off brigade ' a few days ago - went down the disused railway line , over a wooden bridge and front wheel went down in-between the slats , luckily it got kicked out by the cross member before I lost balance . rode all the way home thinking cor that was lucky

Lots of Soho metaphors there Berty

 

[CXRAndy]

if that's your house be careful putting a red light on it - all sorts will turn up !

Local landed gentry abode,



showing off again!

 

[bobinski]

Insane final lap in UCI cyclocross. No spoilers from me. And they used drones to follow- makes such a difference.

 

[CXRAndy]

Insane final lap in UCI cyclocross. No spoilers from me. And they used drones to follow- makes such a difference.

The drone footage was awesome, really immersive experience.

The drone pilot was super skilled, mucho respect

Fantastic result

 

[CXRAndy]

Glorious morning, not a plane trail in the sky, reminded me of Lockdown one

 

[mjd1988]

I'm a bit drunk. Birthday tomorrow. Foster kids ruined my birthday meal. daffodils.

At least I'm making a difference (so I keep telling myself). And they ended up having Mcdonalds, which saved me lots of money. And that's
there fave.

Sorry to rant.

TTT Tuesday. I am looking forward to it.

Thinking about getting a bald hamster.

But I'm not telling @CXRAndy - He'll lure it in with sweet sweet goodness (prob a twix) and neck it!!

(Daffodils seems to be the substitute word for CeeUouNextTuesday on the swear filter)

Happy birthday mate; as Tommy and Bobby say you are definitely making a difference

Cyclo-cross was brilliant

 

[JuhaL]

I'm a bit drunk. Birthday tomorrow. Foster kids ruined my birthday meal. daffodils.

Hope those daffodils are better than these Norwegian Dandelions. Anyway, happy bday.

 

[JuhaL]

Glorious morning, not a plane trail in the sky, reminded me of Lockdown one

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Hope is not another Chinese spy balloon. One was shoot down earlier in US.

 

[CXRAndy]

Hope is not another Chinese spy balloon. One was shoot down earlier in US.

Silly situation





It's all a bit of hot air 🤠🎈🎈