Zwift Chat

[Peter Salt]

Juhal, I am confused by this post. You are not keen on coffee but have a grinder and espresso machine🤔

Must have ordered it online when he was drunk with whiskey.

 

[JuhaL]

Juhal, I am confused by this post. You are not keen on coffee but have a grinder and espresso machine🤔

Maybe I should say I wasn't before I bought those machine's. Still not keen but it's much more enjoyable. I don't use those every day so I am not enthusiastic coffee drinker.

 

[JuhaL]

Must have ordered it online when he was drunk with whiskey.

It happened nearly year ago, not for sure did I drink whiskey while I order it but it is quite possible

 

[<Tommy>]

Haha, why is it called martini then? Is this like tinfoil that's actually aluminium?

if cocktail names alluded to what was actually in them I’d definitely take a ‘screaming orgasm’ over a ‘hairy nipple’!

 

[CXRAndy]

Hi Tommy, I was pondering, its a shame you aren't able to join in with Paul, Pete etc on the B squad. Have you considered adding a stone to your weight, that would be my calculations drop you to the peak of B category. With your height it would make hardly any difference in physique

 

[Peter Salt]

Hi Tommy, I was pondering, its a shame you aren't able to join in with Paul, Pete etc on the B squad. Have you considered adding a stone to your weight, that would be my calculations drop you to the peak of B category. With your height it would make hardly any difference in physique

That sounds like a great idea. How about each time you want a coffee, you eat tiramisu instead, @<Tommy>? I reckon that should do the trick. You'll be quicker on descents too.

 

[mjd1988]

That sounds like a great idea. How about each time you want a coffee, you eat tiramisu instead, @<Tommy>? I reckon that should do the trick. You'll be quicker on descents too.

I can confirm that this will also enhance your quality of life. Although I'd have the coffee with the tiramisu

 

[Whorty]

I can confirm that this will also enhance your quality of life. Although I'd have the coffee with the tiramisu

Going to the gym 2-3 times a week, and flashing the guns to the local laydeeez, works too ... obviously in addition to the cake ... there should always be cake!

 

[Peter Salt]

Going to the gym 2-3 times a week, and flashing the guns to the local laydeeez, works too ... obviously in addition to the cake ... there should always be cake!

Didn't cops tell you to stop flashing in public spaces last time round?

 

[Johnsop99]

I've just done the Tour de Zwift Everything bagel. My time of 1 hour 5' 26" is my best on this route by 9". My drafting is improving as my 2nd best time I put out 195W Av and today 9" faster was only 182W!

 

[Whorty]

Didn't cops tell you to stop flashing in public spaces last time round?

I've found a public car park where the CCTV cameras don't work ... if there's no evidence, it didn't happen

 

[Whorty]

I've just done the Tour de Zwift Everything bagel. My time of 1 hour 5' 26" is my best on this route by 9". My drafting is improving as my 2nd best time I put out 195W Av and today 9" faster was only 182W!

Welcome to the world of wheelsucking ....

 

[alex_cycles]

I've found a public car park where the CCTV cameras don't work ... if there's no evidence, it didn't happen

Is it on Strava?

 

[Whorty]

Is it on Strava?

Is there an activity attribute on strava for it ... I need to look, but maybe it's only available to premium accounts

 

[<Tommy>]

Hi Tommy, I was pondering, its a shame you aren't able to join in with Paul, Pete etc on the B squad. Have you considered adding a stone to your weight, that would be my calculations drop you to the peak of B category. With your height it would make hardly any difference in physique

Is that really a genuine suggestion?

I’d of thought with the company you keep in the c team there would be easier advice on how to remain inside a catergories limits