Zwift Chat

[Whorty]

What a piece of %*$£ indeed. Worse than Judean People's Front. And a feckin Southerner to add insult to injury.

And @Whorty - you're just a bit better - a narcissistic pervert, like all sprinters. Gets injured doing everything BUT cycling. Absolutely hate your guts and I curse the day I met you in real life.

You forgot the champagne charlie lifestyle, pretty blonde on my arm, driving a sports car ...

You're just jealous that the girl in the green lycra winked at me, whilst you fell off into the ditch

 

[Whorty]

What HAVE ZWIFT done for us?

They gave us a new GUI .... and I've got some lovely fire socks!

 

[alex_cycles]

They gave us a new GUI .... and I've got some lovely fire socks!

Robopacers (still prefer pace partners)
Holo-replay
ZRL
You're a Khazi routes
Titan's Grove 3 times in one season

 

[Peter Salt]

They've confused everyone by have Race Makuri and Tour of Makuri at the same time. Quite possible you did the latter one as you can do those in any order.

But the Tour of Makuri can be done even without entering an event. Found that out the other day - just did a free ride and Zwift told me I'm making progress on it.

You're just jealous that the girl in the green lycra winked at me, whilst you fell off into the ditch

Fake news! I did not fell off! It was a momentary lapse in focus that saw me go off the pavement for a second. I do remember the colour of those bibs very well though, as well as the shape

Robopacers (still prefer pace partners)
Holo-replay
ZRL
You're a Khazi routes
Titan's Grove 3 times in one season

Not to mention the roads - that goes without saying.

 

[Joffey]

I have tried to sandbag in Cat E but they won't have me, even though I have big boobs.

 

[Whorty]

Fake news! I did not fell off! It was a momentary lapse in focus that saw me go off the pavement for a second. I do remember the colour of those bibs very well though, as well as the shape

those bibs are very hard to forget

 

[Whorty]

I have tried to sandbag in Cat E but they won't have me, even though I have big boobs.

That's where Zwift is non-inclusive ... you should be allowed to identify as a woman on Tuesday evenings if that's your preference

 

[alex_cycles]

But the Tour of Makuri can be done even without entering an event. Found that out the other day - just did a free ride and Zwift told me I'm making progress on it.

Yep. Finished it on Monday I think I only did the first one as an event. Slurping up the XP on the new routes so I can get to level 34.
Want that Aethos for climbing races. I may have to do something drastic and ride some of the 60km routes too.

 

[Peter Salt]

I have tried to sandbag in Cat E but they won't have me, even though I have big boobs.

Sounds like you put the sandbags in the wrong place. Rookie mistake. Move them to the quad area.

 

[cougie uk]

Well after 5 years on my dumb turbo - I got myself a Zwift Hub yesterday. What a game changer ! Drafting is so much more fun.
Climbing not so much - Oof.

Any tips for a Zwifter on a Smart Turbo ?

 

[Norry1]

Well after 5 years on my dumb turbo - I got myself a Zwift Hub yesterday. What a game changer ! Drafting is so much more fun.
Climbing not so much - Oof.

Any tips for a Zwifter on a Smart Turbo ?

See what trainer difficulty setting works best for you, particularly in races. Shout if you don't know what I'm talking about.

 

[Peter Salt]

Well after 5 years on my dumb turbo - I got myself a Zwift Hub yesterday. What a game changer ! Drafting is so much more fun.
Climbing not so much - Oof.

Any tips for a Zwifter on a Smart Turbo ?

Nice! The Hub does look like a reasonable choice, doesn't it? No hiding from the hills now

Only general tip that comes to my mind would be to try racing if you haven't already

 

[Joffey]

Well after 5 years on my dumb turbo - I got myself a Zwift Hub yesterday. What a game changer ! Drafting is so much more fun.
Climbing not so much - Oof.

Any tips for a Zwifter on a Smart Turbo ?

Yes - don't mention sandbagging!!

Erm, tips, just ride mate and enjoy it. When I switched I did loads more riding 👍

 

[CXRAndy]

winked at me, whilst you fell off into the ditch

Did you get it on film??

 

[cougie uk]

See what trainer difficulty setting works best for you, particularly in races. Shout if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Yes I'm on 100% at the moment - I'll try messing with that next time. Oof races. Yes I've not done many of those before but maybe the dumb trainer didn't add to the experience.