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[<Tommy>]

Not good Tommy. Take it easy. Listen to the good lady ... don't push yourself too hard, recover first!

Although, on a lighter note ..... did they find your heart for the ECG?

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They did find my heart after a commendable amount of perseverance. They struggled to take blood, which just re enforces my suspicions that the missus has been harvesting it for the last 20 years.

 

[<Tommy>]

Sounds like a bad Gingsters Tommy. Stick to Prets👍

GWSM

Take it steady @<Tommy> Hope the tests come back with nothing major.

Still at the hospital awaiting results of the CT scan. Say what you want about the Tory governments shameful years of stripping money out of the NHS. But at least it means I’ve got to spend the entire afternoon meeting the good people of Homerton, East London, in their local hospital. I’m sure someone going by the name of ‘Fatty Bacon’ just got called by the doctor. But don’t quote me on that.

Kidney stones is what they’re predicting after the urine sample came back, although apparently that will be confirmed after the CT scan results. Strange day… although I have had a young male doctors finger up my bum so not a complete wash out 👌

 

[CXRAndy]

If it is KS, you have my sympathy.

Brother in law had them. They blamed it on his lack of drinking enough fluids. He would ride all day on one bottle. I would tell him in Tenerife to drink. He said it was the most painful thing ever happened to him.

I hope you don't have many to deal with💦😳

 

[berty bassett]

Don’t worry tommy , you still have 2 hrs to get home and on the start line 👍👍

 

[JuhaL]

View: https://youtu.be/Q52cZWTEIz8

That is way much better. Worst case it could be something like this

 

[Whorty]

Still at the hospital awaiting results of the CT scan. Say what you want about the Tory governments shameful years of stripping money out of the NHS. But at least it means I’ve got to spend the entire afternoon meeting the good people of Homerton, East London, in their local hospital. I’m sure someone going by the name of ‘Fatty Bacon’ just got called by the doctor. But don’t quote me on that.

Kidney stones is what they’re predicting after the urine sample came back, although apparently that will be confirmed after the CT scan results. Strange day… although I have had a young male doctors finger up my bum so not a complete wash out 👌

I've got a prostate problem at the moment ...... seems whatever is wrong with a bloke, the investigation starts with a finger up the ass!

 

[JuhaL]

I've got a prostate problem at the moment ...... seems whatever is wrong with a bloke, the investigation starts with a finger up the ass!

Sorry about my dowdy humor but was it something like this?

 

[<Tommy>]

I've got a prostate problem at the moment ...... seems whatever is wrong with a bloke, the investigation starts with a finger up the ass!

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I think it’s fair to say the finger up the bum incident has taken their star rating down from 5 to 4 on my Trip Advisor review of the hospital.

But to be fair in your case, if you’re going to the doctors in your gimp costume, I feel like you should probably shoulder some responsibility for the outcome

 

[Whorty]

Sorry about my dowdy humor but was it something like this?

Yep, that's about it lol

 

[Whorty]

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I think it’s fair to say the finger up the bum incident has taken their star rating down from 5 to 4 on my Trip Advisor review of the hospital.

But to be fair in your case, if you’re going to the doctors in your gimp costume, I feel like you should probably shoulder some responsibility for the outcome

I wear that suit well 😉

 

[mjd1988]

How'd those who were racing get on? I know a few still haven't gone

 

[bobinski]

Finger up the bum and you didn’t even have to pay - you sure it’s not your birthday today Tommy? 🙃

 

[Peter Salt]

How'd those who were racing get on? I know a few still haven't gone

I think no one went yet. Everyone today signed up for 19:30.

 

[Girafitti]

I think no one went yet. Everyone today signed up for 19:30.

Tactics on this course anyone?

Take care Tommy!

 

[Whorty]

Finger up the bum and you didn’t even have to pay - you sure it’s not your birthday today Tommy? 🙃

Isn't Homerton near Liverpool Street Station..... you don't know he didn't pay 😉