Zwift riders is rarely an interesting or entertaining FB group-too much wingeing for my liking. I can't link to the thread but this is the first post and its a cracker from then on:
HUGH GRAINGER
After last week's bitter Confessions On A Dance Floor debacle (at one point I found myself screaming, "You can't possibly make a better version of 'I Feel Love' by Donna Summer so why even bother trying?") I once again returned to the AdZ <1hr problem. I bought some more RAM and rewrote 2,000 lines of code and then, in a moment of inspiration, I set the computers the task of editing down disco masterpiece Saturday Night Fever (it runs at 01:32:28) to an hour's worth of tracks and then ordering those tracks to my physiology and the gradients of AdZ. When I came down this morning all was silent. Two words blinked in green on the lead monitor: "Kompromat" and "iLiKETRAiNS". As I watched the words faded and everything shut down. Some research revealed that Kompromat is a 2020 album by "post-industrial Leeds miserablists" iLiKETRAiNS. According to Pitchfork it is "a semi-spoken, savage takedown of current UK and US society and politics". Either the computers have malfunctioned or they consider their work done. Either way I don't expect disco bangers. Wish me luck.