Zwift Chat

[<Tommy>]

Mate, the amount of energy you put into that response suggest you are ok and this bad back nonsense is all a ruse👍😀

I think we both know how little I think before I speak / type! 😄

I’m going to try and race tonight though. Hard to resist isn’t it.... Painkillers and grapefruit vodka for the win!

 

[Joffey]

Just so there’s no misunderstanding, this isn’t a team event. We all know what you (C cat) lot are like. You’d write a blog celebrating being third out of bed in the morning given half the chance!

“Well, The missus was busting for the toilet so she flew straight out of the blocks leaving me for dust. And moggy the cat? Well... he was sat on top of me all night blocking me in, so he pipped me to second... But I have a feeling the cat will get DQ on the ZP results for doping once I put in a formal complaint. The amount of of cat nip he’d necked last night that can’t be allowed surely! Still, even if I stay third that’s a podium so I’ll take it🥉🏆👑🥂🥂! Better than last time, when I was fourth behind the postman!

Gents: There’s a win for the first across the line. But I think there’s also a win for the first in each cat? Think about that when your towing someone around later.

Seriously though good luck everyone 😁👍. It should be a great laugh. I hope the timings we set aren’t completely terrible....

C Cat doesn't care what you lot think - we are currently running a survey on our own splinter chat... That's right, a SURVEY. You don't know the fun and amazing banter that you are missing out on as we plot our ultimate victory tonight (and also getting our excuses ready when it all goes TTs up)

PS - good luck everyone, should be fun

 

[Spartak]

Painkillers and grapefruit vodka for the win!

Checks the UCI anti doping manual...

 

[Whorty]

C Cat doesn't care what you lot think - we are currently running a survey on our own splinter chat... That's right, a SURVEY. You don't know the fun and amazing banter that you are missing out on as we plot our ultimate victory tonight (and also getting our excuses ready when it all goes TTs up)

PS - good luck everyone, should be fun

Must be hard being in the other teams groups having to watch your back as your competitors teammates plot how long they are going to surf your wheel before attacking. Nothing like how we trust each other in C

 

[bobinski]

Just so there’s no misunderstanding, this isn’t a team event. We all know what you (C cat) lot are like. You’d write a blog celebrating being third out of bed in the morning given half the chance!

“Well, The missus was busting for the toilet so she flew straight out of the blocks leaving me for dust. And moggy the cat? Well... he was sat on top of me all night blocking me in, so he pipped me to second... But I have a feeling the cat will get DQ on the ZP results for doping once I put in a formal complaint. The amount of of cat nip he’d necked last night that can’t be allowed surely! Still, even if I stay third that’s a podium so I’ll take it🥉🏆👑🥂🥂! Better than last time, when I was fourth behind the postman!

Gents: There’s a win for the first across the line. But I think there’s also a win for the first in each cat? Think about that when your towing someone around later.

Seriously though good luck everyone 😁👍. It should be a great laugh. I hope the timings we set aren’t completely terrible....

F’Hell! Another essay 😛

Just so you know the B’s ain’t talking to each other...what could go wrong?

 

[<Tommy>]

F’Hell! Another essay 😛

Just so you know the B’s ain’t talking to each other...what could go wrong?

You’re still in B? When Joffey said C were already thinking up excuses I just assumed you’d joined them 😄

 

[<Tommy>]

Painkillers and grapefruit vodka for the win!

Checks the UCI anti doping manual...

😁

I’m not sure they’re the benchmark for ethics to be fair

 

[bobinski]

You’re still in B? When Joffey said C were already thinking up excuses I just assumed you’d joined them 😄

Well, we know that C are gonna win and A close behind.
I am not looking forward to the gloating and the lengthy celebratory posts setting out in minute detail how they did it.

 

[BurningLegs]

Just so there’s no misunderstanding, this isn’t a team event. We all know what you (C cat) lot are like. You’d write a blog celebrating being third out of bed in the morning given half the chance!

“Well, The missus was busting for the toilet so she flew straight out of the blocks leaving me for dust. And moggy the cat? Well... he was sat on top of me all night blocking me in, so he pipped me to second... But I have a feeling the cat will get DQ on the ZP results for doping once I put in a formal complaint. The amount of of cat nip he’d necked last night that can’t be allowed surely! Still, even if I stay third that’s a podium so I’ll take it🥉🏆👑🥂🥂! Better than last time, when I was fourth behind the postman

And let's not even mention sandbaggers or sticky draft.

Anyone going to make a joke about the postman's sticky draft?

 

[Whorty]

Well, we know that C are gonna win and A close behind.
I am not looking forward to the gloating and the lengthy celebratory posts setting out in minute detail how they did it.

I'll post up the video later

 

[Whorty]

And let's not even mention sandbaggers or sticky draft.

Anyone going to make a joke about the postman's sticky draft?

Everyone who beats me tonight is a sandbagger, and if I don't win it's 'cos I was caught in a sticky draft......

..... and as for postman's sticky fingers .....

 

[mjd1988]

Still 50/50 here. Do b team have colours? Or are we wearing different colours to symbolise that we are definitely not a team

 

[<Tommy>]

Keep an eye on the timer chaps!

C group: head off on the gun
B group: 3 minutes later
A group: 2 minutes after that (5minutes

Good luck all!

 

[bobinski]

Any B’s riding? 😀

 

[Ketty]

Keep an eye on the timer chaps!

C group: head off on the gun
B group: 3 minutes later
A group: 2 minutes after that (5minutes

Good luck all!

All the best all