You're a burglar, but....
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classic33
Leg End Member
I've a hidden supply!
captain nemo1701
Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
- Location
- Bristol
I'd like to continuously steal Farage's lighter or matches, so 'man of the people with a pint & fag' would have to constantly look for it or scrounge lights of everyone which would be more difficult now as smoking in pubs is banned. Just like to make life for him a tad more difficult (actually, tons more difficult but I'll settle for a neverending mild inconvenience).
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
A floorboard.
PapaZita
Guru
- Location
- St. Albans
The broken off hex key end from inside the cable tension adjuster bolt of their 105 front derailleur.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Passports would be a mean one as few people look for them until the day they leave for the airport.... [in 2022!']
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Change the photo in a passport.
Hopefully to be spotted upon trying to exit a central African republic.
Some years ago, we had a boss who bore a passing resemblance to a murderer who was being actively hunted by every Police force in the UK, his mug shot was on the front page of all the newspapers.
A colleague cut out a photo of the murderer and blu-tacked it over the bosses passport photo.
The Boss then went off for a stag weekend in Tenerife.
He passed through both UK and Spanish passport control with the photo of the most wanted man in the country.
It was the Receptionist of the hotel on Tenerife was the one that spotted she had the number one most wanted staying in the hotel.
Oh how we laughed.
My former colleague is no longer employed by the company.
Hopefully to be spotted upon trying to exit a central African republic.
Some years ago, we had a boss who bore a passing resemblance to a murderer who was being actively hunted by every Police force in the UK, his mug shot was on the front page of all the newspapers.
A colleague cut out a photo of the murderer and blu-tacked it over the bosses passport photo.
The Boss then went off for a stag weekend in Tenerife.
He passed through both UK and Spanish passport control with the photo of the most wanted man in the country.
It was the Receptionist of the hotel on Tenerife was the one that spotted she had the number one most wanted staying in the hotel.
Oh how we laughed.
My former colleague is no longer employed by the company.
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ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
How about stealing the bottom 1/2 inch from one leg on every table
and one castor from every bed and sofa
or replace all the light bulbs with colour varying ones controlled from the internet - and write an app to change the colour every hour
and one castor from every bed and sofa
or replace all the light bulbs with colour varying ones controlled from the internet - and write an app to change the colour every hour
Chap sur le velo
Über Member
- Location
- @acknee
The battery from the Car KeyFob.
The lightbulb from the hall.
Turn kitchen sink on, then remove the little grub screw holding the tap on.
All the pajama bottoms you can find.
One shoelace from each pair you find.
Oh I've got it now.
The Corkscew!
The lightbulb from the hall.
Turn kitchen sink on, then remove the little grub screw holding the tap on.
All the pajama bottoms you can find.
One shoelace from each pair you find.
Oh I've got it now.
The Corkscew!
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flake99please
We all scream for ice cream
- Location
- Edinburgh
One curtain from every room in the house. If there are blinds fitted, take every other slat away.
Hover Fly
Lazy so and so
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
All the copper pipe you can reach.
lazybloke
Today i follow the flying spaghetti monster
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Some tealeaf's been in my house and nicked all the klippits!
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