Having prepared (for me) immaculately for last week's strenuous sportive, this is a tale of the other end of the spectrum.
Saturday was wet, drizzly, miserable all morning, afternoon and evening in Glossop so I hadn't bothered to think about a Sunday ride. As the drizzle continued whilst watching Euorvision (Norway should have won) I had a quick look at the Sunday weather forecast online....
s*** the bed!!!!!!!! "Warm, sunny, light winds" !!! Now for those of you that know Glossop, this sort of thing doesn't happen very often, or ever for that matter. OK, this is it....time to plan a mother of all rides.
But then I realised that my planning was, how to put it, somewhat less than immaculate. Last week's carb loading had been replaced by a big, juicy steak...but there were chips with that so they're carbs...right? My no alcohol hydration policy had been replaced with 3 pints of lager and a couple of glsses of wine. I convinced myself that as the lager had made me go to the toilet this was quite an effective hydrator. Finally, last week the bike was primped and polished ready for action. This week the blood, sweat and tears of last week's sportive were still on the chain and cassette. Gonna have to get up early and clean the bike
Woke up thirsty....the beer hadn't worked. Porridge eaten, bike cleaned...tried drinking some water pre-ride but I thought "stuff it, how bad can it be?"
62 miles, 6,000ft climbing. Glossop-Hathersage-Bakewell-Longnor-Buxton-Whaley Bridge-Glossop
I took two 0.9 litre bottles of water with me...not great for climbing the Snake first thing but good ballast for descents. By the time I got to Bakewell the first one had gone and I was well into the second one. I found some toilets but they only had hot water so I had to ask the nice toilet attendant to fill them up again from his private cold tap.
By the time I had got to Buxton I had finished 3 bottles in total but I had a cunning plan. There is a free spring there that supplies spring water. It comes out at about 15 degrees C but I was hot, and thirsty, and a bit knackered.
By the time I got home I'd drunk 4.5 litres in 4.5 hours. A litre an hour is a fair pace, I'd struggle to do that on a lads' night out. For those of you who can't imagine drinking so much on a ride this is down to one of two factors; either I am a bit "stocky" and tend to sweat a lot OR you just don't try as hard as me. I think we both know which one it is, right?