You know you're not in London when.....

[jefmcg]

TMN to @jefmcg , m'lady.....

I edited mine, so @vickster may have been first.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When you realise that your car speedo doesnt get stuck at 9mph.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Also, that's not London it's most of the south east.



It means someone's already said what you said.

Also @vickster is not a man.

But what is TMN short for?

 

[Lozz360]

You can buy a pint of beer with a head on it.

...and get change from a tenner.

 

[jefmcg]

But what is TMN short for?

@User13710

That's what it stands for and I'm hoping she can tell the story, because I have only been on CC 6 years, so it predates me.

 

[jefmcg]

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/where-do-you-think-the-edge-of-london-is.223309/

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Discovering your car has a fourth gear.

 

[TVC]

I thought that was when you knew you were outside Yorkshire....

Works too.

 

[Dirk]

When you get woken up by a herd of cows giving it some.

 

[screenman]

There is only two other people in the swimming pool at 7am, nice.

 

[subaqua]

pie shops sell pies that are not covered in green gunk . with a side of snot, sorry ,jellied eels.

 

[screenman]

Distance is measured in time, as in it will take ten minutes to get there, unlike London where it is in miles etc. because you seldom have a clue how long it will take.

 

[subaqua]

Distance is measured in time, as in it will take ten minutes to get there, unlike London where it is in miles etc. because you seldom have a clue how long it will take.

nope . London uses time more than miles

 

[green1]

nope . London uses time more than miles

Diifference is outside of London a few miles is not 3 hours (assuming your in a car).

 

[Racing roadkill]

When one describes oneself as "Bayden" and "Chung", folk look at one, awfully queer.