WTF is this? - Bike shed edition

[4F]

I hate the idea of killing the Queen (if she is one) as the wasps are a huge help I'm keeping pests down in our garden. We're going to snoosh the nest and hope the wasp moves on.

Whilst you may hate the idea, leave it and you will not be able to go in the shed this year because of all of the queens mates. You need to twat it with a long stick now, none of this snooshing.

 

[Thomk]

 

[fozy tornip]

there'll be eggs aplenty in there already. You may not need to smash it or kill the queen if you can establish where she's getting in and out of the shed. Simply block her access and she'll move on and start again somewhere else.

 

[swee'pea99]

Take no chances - torch the shed!

 

[Thomk]

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Well the shed is by our back door and we have a nine month old daughter so mankinds' cruelty needs to shine through here

 

[buggi]

it's too small for a wasps nest, it's either a bag of little spiders or a snail. if it's hard its a snail, if it's not a thousand spiders will leap out and eat off your nose if you touch it. if i was you i would set up a perimeter fence and call in the men in black.

in other words, it's pretty harmless.

on the other hand, it could be aliens.

ps... did you miss me? smokin joe did )) ...i'm coming back in T-5 days when my t'internet is connected.

 

[buggi]

on taking another look, it's a snail stuck in a daddy long legs web (a real daddy long legs, not a crane fly) and the daddy long legs is right there! SAVE IT!!!!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

But I did see a wasp flying into it!

 

[Fnaar]

Where's waspyfecker when you need him/her?

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[Noodley]

I've just seen a wasp go into the little lampshade thing, if it's a solitary wasp I'll leave it.

Either that or that big spider I hadn't spotted will do battle for shed-supremacy!

Maybe they are two teenagers, cast out for having a "mixed" relationship, their spider and wasp parents having told them that "it's not our way!"...and the spider and the wasp are setting up home in your shed. Perhaps you should think about that before you poke their housewith a stick...and instead bake them a cake, pop into the shed and introduce yourselves.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Wise words mate; I'll offer them some of my pollen.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Maybe they are two teenagers, cast out for having a "mixed" relationship, their spider and wasp parents having told them that "it's not our way!"...and the spider and the wasp are setting up home in your shed. Perhaps you should think about that before you poke their housewith a stick...and instead bake them a cake, pop into the shed and introduce yourselves.

Is Tennets Super on B.O.G.O.F again at the offy?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Is Tennets Super on B.O.G.O.F again at the offy?

That's how many families start in my neighbourhood.

 

[Lisa21]

Where's waspyfecker when you need him/her?

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