Worst book you've ever read?

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Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
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Reading
Of books I actually managed to finish the worst was The Good Soldier my Ford Madox Ford. It has an unreliable author, a really stupid one. The only book I have given up on in the last few years was Riders by Jilly Cooper. I completed the first chapter, and thought I can't read this. I would have persisted if it was 200 pages, but it was about 900 pages.
 
Maybe the opposite. "My darling Fritz, this book is scheisse, come to bed"

Furchtbar is probably a better description...
 
Pretty much any fiction book I have tried to read which turned out to have been on one of those intellectual 'book of the year' lists (such as the Whitbread prize or whatever its latest sponsors name is). I am not anti intellectual, its just most of those with intellectual aspirations who write fiction.... can't write fiction. The judges seem to view such manuscripts as Art, rather than asking if they are even halfway successful story telling. I now avoid prizewinning fiction on principle.

I also approach with caution books on lists such as the New York Times bestsellers list (and similar in other papers/publications) since I have seen alleged, it is easy for publishers to 'aquire' a place on the list by various means, the list inclusion by artifice pushing up sales by implying to potential purchasers the book is already very popular and of reasonable writing quality.

I take good physical care of books and often view them as 'for life'. I rememberr the last book I started to read that was awful, was so bad I stopped reading it and chucked in the rubbish bin to make sure no one else wasted any of thier life on it. I can't remember the title, but its the only book I have ever chosen to destroy.
 
Location
Cheshire
I've tried to read Dickens several times and never really got along with him. I respect his contribution to literature but he's rather long-winded.

I've tried to read some James Joyce too and was utterly bamboozled. It's English Jim, but not as we know it.

Dickens is a right mixed bag, Bleak House at over a thousand pages is torture, i wish i could have the time back! His 'classics' are really good though.
 

Baldy

Veteran
Location
ALVA
"Love in the time of Cholera" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. lots of really descriptive little vignettes with absolutely nothing connecting them and no storyline at all.
 
Lord of the Flies. If I had a Time Machine, I would go back in time, train a small carnivorous dinosaur and then bring it forwards in time to eat W Golding, in 1952.

After Bunny’s 🦖 had its fill of Golding I would borrow it and take it round to Tolkien’s house. Not that I have read any of his books, it’s just that I’m sick of hearing people quoting and alluding to them as if everyone in the world knows them off by heart.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
I believe it was titled 'My Time' by Bradley Wiggins.
No structure to it, it just seemed like a hotchpotch of memories and recollections.

I was going to quote a particular author whose name evades me, crime / court fiction. It was just soooo wordy, so many uneccessary words . Bit pointless really, i can't remember the guys name.

Any of the SAS books by Andy McNabb I think. Just didn't like the style, like he's recollecting incidents and telling the story via a third person.
 

presta

Guru
I used to be a member of a book reading forum about 20 years ago. I gave it up as a bad job eventually, because so few seem to read non-fiction.
 
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