World Cup Bid Shock!!!

[Globalti]

Sadly Britain has always suffered in the sphere of international business thanks to our refusal to bribe. I've been exporting for 30 years and have seen it so many times; we lose a big contract to a surprise competitor because we haven't offered the buyer anything.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Putin's got the look of a guy who's helped to pre-fill the ballot boxes before the count.

 

[rich p]

Putin's got the look of a guy who's helped to pre-fill the ballot boxes before the count.

Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's busy, too busy getting a bone
Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's trying, to get a new tart on her own
Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's happy, so why don't you leave him alone
And the operator says Forty grand more, for the next three votes

 

[biggs682]

i have to ask could we afford to do it anyway ?

 

[snorri]

And the operator says Forty grand more, for the next three votes

I can put up with the seasonal weather in my part of the world, but I do wish temperatures would rise down Brighton way to allow our own rich p get out on his bike.

 

[Aperitif]

Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's busy, too busy getting a bone
Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's trying, to get a new tart on her own
Sylvio's mother says Sylvio's happy, so why don't you leave him alone
And the operator says Forty grand more, for the next three votes

Classy work Rich - you been listening to Radio 2 this morning?

Keep 'em coming...(and no, that's not a quote from either Messrs Putain or Burlesqueoni... )

 

[Over The Hill]

If we could bribe the refs too then we would be in with a chance of winning it!

 

[beanzontoast]

[Week Ending mode]

Saturday. Stung by their failure to be chosen to host the World Cup, England decides to break away from FIFA and founds its own Universal Urn competition which, in order to avoid litigation, is played by teams of donkeys wearing bow ties in national colours.

[/Week Ending mode]

 

[Archie_tect]

Be interesting to see how the Russians and Quataris deal with crowd control...

 

[Aperitif]

As I'd only vaguely heard of Qatar before, I looked it up on Wikipedia. Apparently it has the highest per-capita carbon-dioxide emissions in the world. And quite a bit of oil as well.

It was a game of two halves - and now it's Qatars...whatever next? The 'Wags' will be asking the players whose bedouin tonight...

 

[Fnaar]

Women aren't allowed to play football in Qatar...

Why the hell do they get to host this kind of tournament ?
Twats.

 

[TVC]

Fnaar, I really wished you were right on this but:

http://english.aljazeera.net/sport/2009/04/20094682644844133.html

However, Wiki shows you what a strong footballing nation with a proud World Cup record they are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar_national_football_team


A Prince with deep pockets can buy anything.

 

[asterix]

Right, here's the plan. England must send a team to Russia in 2018 and beat the host nation in the final. I'd help if I could but as a Scot I have to support Russia .

 

[Aperitif]

So far, the Pundit Panel is Ian Rushia and André Kantspellthis. Any other notables lurking within the footballing fraternity?

 

[Maz]

Women aren't allowed to play football in Qatar...

Why the hell do they get to host this kind of tournament ?
Twats.

+1
Be interesting how they deal with drunken piss-heads, too.
Is booze banned in Qatar?