Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Joe24]

Or a small pillow, perhaps!

Numb arm?

 

[Dayvo]

Numb arse?

 

[ComedyPilot]

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=14279&highlight=italian+girls&page=2

Joe24's been up to his usual tricks before setting his sights on Kovu.

Quote, "....I'll give them all a long hard ride on the back of the tandem...."

No further witnesses M'lud.

 

[Joe24]

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=14279&highlight=italian+girls&page=2

Joe24's been up to his usual tricks before setting his sights on Kovu.

Quote, "....I'll give them all a long hard ride on the back of the tandem...."

No further witnesses M'lud.

I dont mind having more then one girl

 

[ComedyPilot]

I didn't realise it was only the gentleman's opinion that counted - the girls might mind having to share so little between them!

 

[bonj2]

What is 'wooing' anyway? Isn't that something people did in the nineteenfifties?

Besides, have you actually asked yourself the question "Have I got time to have a girlfriend?" I know if I asked myself that question, the answer would be a resounding 'No'. I haven't even got time to do my current hobbies without adding more. (I don't mean 'time' as in 'time of life', but in terms of hours in the week.)

 

[Joe24]

I didn't realise it was only the gentleman's opinion that counted - the girls might mind having to share so little between them!

I have a Giant

 

[Kovu]

I have a Giant

Which made your best ever chat up line xD

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have a Giant

Real women aren't impressed by that type of bravado Joe24. When it gets down to business, and you peel off the lycra shorts, and the GIANT meat and two veg just happens to be two potatoes and a bratwurst nicked from your mum's kitchen, all the chat up lines in the world will do nothing to 'Fill the Void'.

Then again, if you do live up to the hype, it must make cycling a little....awkward?

 

[Joe24]

Real women aren't impressed by that type of bravado Joe24. When it gets down to business, and you peel off the lycra shorts, and the GIANT meat and two veg just happens to be two potatoes and a bratwurst nicked from your mum's kitchen, all the chat up lines in the world will do nothing to 'Fill the Void'.

Then again, if you do live up to the hype, it must make cycling a little....awkward?

No, its not bad really. Bit difficult finding somewhere to put it when i have shorts on, in winter i just took it down my leg, adds abit more power to it i think

 

[ComedyPilot]

Oh no, what have I started?

 

[Joe24]

Oh no, what have I started?

 

[Kovu]

Oh no, what have I started?

I have all ready heard this story ... everyone else needs to now!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Besides, I usually wrap mine round my waist. Doubles as a belt you know!

 

[ComedyPilot]

What is 'wooing' anyway? Isn't that something people did in the nineteenfifties?

I think it's a dying art. People are too concerned with looks rather than personality, and when they see someone they fancy, they're put off by the lack of charisma.