Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Noodley]

Whats your job then Noodley?

This is me:


View: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L-JzI8Zxx5A

 

[Kovu]

I think Noodley you need to have a whole new post dedicated to him wooing you now

 

[Joe24]

I think Noodley you need to have a whole new post dedicated to him wooing you now

Oh you dont want it interupting me wooooooing you then?

 

[Joe24]

I want to see if Bonj has any tips.

 

[bonj2]

no idea


i thought kovu was a bloke until recently

 

[Joe24]

no idea


i thought kovu was a bloke until recently

So did i.

So we arent going to get any of your chat up lines or any woooooing tips?

 

[Dayvo]

So did i.

So we arent going to get any of your chat up lines or any woooooing tips?

Looks like Kovu isn't going to get your tip, either!

 

[Joe24]

Looks like Kovu isn't going to get your tip, either!

 

[Jaded]

no idea


i thought kovu was a bloke until recently

Gadzooks!

All this and a sex change too!

 

[Landslide]

At the risk of tipping this thread into an absolute filth-fest, Joe could always try the following line:
"For something that is basically just an overly complex life support system for a vagina I haven't entered yet, you're pretty damn sexy."

(For all the well-intentioned efforts of Noodley and Crackle, I really can't see Joe taking the suave route...)

 

[bonj2]

So did i.

So we arent going to get any of your chat up lines or any woooooing tips?

What 'woooooing tips' ?

Might not help if you're already set on a specific person, but apparently the best profession by far for pulling is driving instructor. In at a close second, laundrette, or possibly plumber ("looks like your pipeworks are in absolutely tip top shape madam, now is there anything else I can help you with?" ).

 

[Crackle]

Bonj - have you been reading the book of Carry On chat up lines?

 

[Kovu]

no idea


i thought kovu was a bloke until recently

Did not everyone until I wrote that post and let the world of CC know

 

[Joe24]

We need picture proof really. get yourself over to the girls in lycra thread

I thought Bonj was going to come out with all these chat up lines, saying you dont need to take girls out on dates its a waste of time and all the rest. Disappointed!

 

[tdr1nka]

Unless otherwise specified I imagine forum members as strange asexual creatures of neither gender.