Why is NASA scared of Mars?

[Racing roadkill]

[QUOTE 4503362, member: 76"]They know what really lives there.....[/QUOTE]
Spindly, clammy fingered aliens.

 

[Profpointy]

They did so I've got the photo

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Now that one's so obviously a fake that it's just silly. Anyone can see the perspective is all wrong for the Carl Zeiss Sonnar lenses fitted to the astrounauts' Hasselblad cameras

 

[Racing roadkill]

Now that one's so obviously a fake that it's just silly. Anyone can see the perspective is all wrong for the Carl Zeiss Sonnar lenses fitted to the astrounauts' Hasselblad cameras

And there are some knitted fabric penises roaming around. Moon penises, oh the humanity.

 

[Profpointy]

And there are some knitted fabric penises roaming around. Moon penises, oh the humanity.

They're Clangers as everone knows. Nothing wrong with them. There was a documentary series about them when I was little

 

[Drago]

They're simply finding it harder to justify the expenditure, particularly as Musk, and to a lesser extent Bezos, are likely to use their own wealth to achieve it much sooner than any nation state.

 

[pawl]

H&S innit....they've made my job hard, imagine how bad it is for them.

Never had problems with my mars bars

Oops wrong mars.

 

[Racing roadkill]

They're Clangers as everone knows. Nothing wrong with them. There was a documentary series about them when I was little

The Soup Dragon used to scare me rigid. It's no wonder that NASA don't want a bar of it.

 

[dim]

Now that one's so obviously a fake that it's just silly. Anyone can see the perspective is all wrong for the Carl Zeiss Sonnar lenses fitted to the astrounauts' Hasselblad cameras

who took the 1st photo's of Neil Armstrong when he stepped off the ladder and stepped on the moon?.... and how did that big 4x4 moon buggy fit into their small rocket?

 

[Racing roadkill]

The moon landings were all shot in a hangar at Area 51 / Nellis Air Force base. That's why there is so much security there. If anyone tampers with the set, it gives the game away. I read that on the internet, so it must be true. Meanwhile, in the real world. I chatted to this sad old Walter Mitty once, he reckoned that the moon landings actually happened. Pffft, what a double hat.

 

[stephec]

Maybe they prefer a Milky Way?

 

[sight-pin]

and how did that big 4x4 moon buggy fit into their small rocket?

Maybe they paid the extra baggage charge.
Or nicked it from those aliens already on the moon http://www.syti.net/UFOSightings.html (Click on Neil Armstrong & Edwin Aldrin)

 

[Spinney]

The moon landings were all shot in a hangar at Area 51 / Nellis Air Force base. That's why there is so much security there. If anyone tampers with the set, it gives the game away. I read that on the internet, so it must be true. Meanwhile, in the real world. I chatted to this sad old Walter Mitty once, he reckoned that the moon landings actually happened. Pffft, what a double hat.

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[classic33]

Recruiting now, download the application form from the NASA website.

Interviews start next year.

 

[steveindenmark]

The NASA boffins get paid shed loads of cash for doing sod all.

They need to speak to James T Kirk because he has already been.

 

[Drago]

who took the 1st photo's of Neil Armstrong when he stepped off the ladder and stepped on the moon?.... and how did that big 4x4 moon buggy fit into their small rocket?

The camera was on a boom, and the rover was a folder, albeit not a Brompton. Interestingly, all the photo such as the one you posted, are of Aldrin, who got so excited he forgot to take any of Armstrong.

Even the biggest conspiracy theorists have trouble explaining the abandoned descent sections of the Apollo craft and the trails of footprints still on the surface, which have been photographed from orbit by both the Russians and Japanese in recent years.