Who turns out lights in your house?

[Richard A Thackeray]

Same here, daughter leaves a trail of illumination behind her...………...


I tried to tell daughter the story about the old Yorkshireman on his deathbed

"My darling wife, are you there?"
"Yes, Bill, I'm here, my love"

"My 3 sons, are you there?"
"Yes, Father, we're here"

My 2 beautiful daughters, are you there?"
"Yes, Dad, we're both here"

My brother, are you there?"
"Aye!" (man of few words)

"My 5 grandchildren, are you all here?"
"Yes, Grand-dad!!!"

"Everyone is here, then, tell me one thing, someone!"
"What is it?"




"Who's left the light on in the kitchen!?!?"

She reckons that'll be me!!! (barring the brother, second daughter, & sons)

 

[Brains]

Norway has a shedload of oil.

Norway also supplies all of it's own electricity from (free) hydroelectric power

 

[Brains]

Me. I have a fantasy of rewiring the house to I can switch them all off at once from a single location that is known only to me.

Nest!
is you solution, just make sure you are the only one with the app/password!

You can then switch off (and on) lights and central heating remotely

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

You can then switch off (and on) lights and central heating remotely

Made me think of this...……..
Supposedly a Yorkshireman
(I think Lancastrian)