What qualifications do I need to become a librarian?

[Accy cyclist]

You need long arms and red hair.

(If you know, you know.)

🤔

 

[wiggydiggy]

You need long arms and red hair.

(If you know, you know.)

Banana?

 

[Alex321]

🤔

You don't read Terry Pratchett then

 

[Accy cyclist]

You don't read Terry Pratchett then

I don't read books at all! Not very librarian like I know!

 

[Jameshow]

What other jobs were you thinking of?

Dust bin man?

Abbatoir worker?

Drain cleaner?

Colon technician?!

Nursery nurse?

Driving instructor...

Apologies to anyone in these professions!!🤣🤣🤣

 

[fossyant]

I don't read books at all! Not very librarian like I know!

Oof, you may fail the first interview question then !

 

[wheresthetorch]

Do you think that when a librarian dies they hold a two minutes noise?

 

[Accy cyclist]

What other jobs were you thinking of?

Dust bin man?

Abbatoir worker?

Drain cleaner?

Colon technician?!

Nursery nurse?

Driving instructor...

Apologies to anyone in these professions!!🤣🤣🤣

You missed grave digger. In my younger, fitter days I'd loved to have done that for a living. Living right next to a cemetery as a child, me and my friends would sit for hours watching the grave digger at work.

 

[MontyVeda]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oof, you may fail the first interview question then !

I'm not so sure. If Librarians were constantly on "break" reading their way through the collection the system would fall apart wouldn't it?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You missed grave digger

You'd never do that Accy. You are too much fun




(grave/fun geddit?)

 

[Randomnerd]

"I say Jeeves, old fruit! Would you mind awfully furnishing yours truly with the shovel thingie? And while you're at it, I'd very much appreciate a thorough dust down with the nearest clothes brush; there's a good cove."

"Very good, sir"

"Ehem"

"Do you require a lozenge, Jeeves?"

"Thank you, no, sir. Merely to observe that the roof of the cabriolet appears to be malfunctioning again, sir."

"Oh blast it, Jeeves. Damned Italians. Truly execrable engineering. And all that lovely loot deposited in their olive oily graspers. What a waste!"

"On closer inspection, sir..full sheets of birch wood ply and scaffold boards don't quite fit, sideways, sir. We may need a saw. Or a larger..ehem...conveyance."

"Well, old chippie mine, run along and let the sawing commence. I've three cadavers waiting, teens' non-fiction to restock and drinks with Aunt Agatha at six...."

and on and and on...ad inf..

 

[oldwheels]

You need long arms and red hair.

(If you know, you know.)

I also read Terry Pratchett

 

[winjim]

My kid's wearing this T-shirt today.

IYKYK