The Negotiator. A curiously leaden and ponderous 'thriller', with nary a thrill in sight. Weird. Big budget, big names, but flat as piss on a plate, with Samuel Jackson playing the wronged cop (will he be vindicated in the end? Ooh the tension!), recently married to a woman who seems to share with him all the crackling sexual chemistry of John Noakes and Valerie Singleton, trapped in a siege situation only to emerge (spolier alert!) unscathed from attacks in which armed-to-the-teeth SWAT teams spray endless bursts without managing to hit our hero, who has wisely taken the precaution of hiding behind lumps of (presumably kevlar-reinforced) office furniture. A seriously risible pile of poo which nevertheless manages to get itself a 7.3 rating on IMDB, rather than the 3.4 it merits. Hollywood stodge.