That's top nerding in that there article Dogtrousers....
Subsequently I found:
https://moltenspeedwax.com/pages/velo-lube-test-2
Which is interesting in that they tested Vaseline as a chain-lube (as I used back in the 80s on my fixed-wheeler) and it shows that it performs better than many bike-specific and costlier chain lubes!
What's also interesting is that it shows plain Paraffin Wax to perform nearly as well as the article's own MSpeedwax original formula (which does well in the Zerofriction tests) and a fraction of the cost. This has piqued my inner nerd....
Having now spent some months riding around this wet, red-carborundum coated county, chain-waxing might seem a sensible option. I've certainly never cleaned a bike and drive train as much as I have being here - the Finish-Line Green stubbornly remains on the chain but is a grime-fest after a couple rides despite Mickling in-between sorties.
Have just had to fit a new chain, might be worth buying another and a kg of Paraffin wax and having one cleaned whilst the other's on the bike and see how it goes.