WHAT A LOAD OF HORSE S!!T

Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
The Velvet Curtain said:
Sheep poo is OK, nice and pellity so you can kick it around. Cow poo however is the work of satan and appears to come complete with its own ecosystem.

+1 I may be tempted to throw my wheels away if I ran through cow pat! it is the work of evil, deceptively firm on the outside yet mushy and stinky and wet on the inside! xx(xx(:smile:
 

Sittingduck

Legendary Member
Location
Somewhere flat
Well, I'm sold on this manure - no longer will I be using chicken & bacon sandwich filler...
I can see the next big thing now... the Subway "Stallion Shite" (with extra carrot) - Cheese and toasted Sir? :smile::smile:
 
I got stuck with my bike in a pool (and yes I mean a pool) of liquified cowsh*t about 18 months ago. Not very pleasant when you are in it up to your knees and about to lose either your balance or your shoes! :becool:
 
OP
OP
R

rog 1974

New Member
Location
essex england
I agree horse mess isnt as bad as others, but when one of the kids rides through it and conveniantly forgets to tell you untill you notice a funny smelling green smudge on the carpet its still not very pleasent.
 
rog 1974 said:
I agree horse mess isnt as bad as others, but when one of the kids rides through it and conveniantly forgets to tell you untill you notice a funny smelling green smudge on the carpet its still not very pleasent.

So is it fair to blame the horses for the failings of the children ?

It's not very nice having it in the house, but is easy enough to clean up.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
Rapples said:
You shouldn't let them ride their bikes in the house then:biggrin:

+1 :wacko::laugh:

Kids get messy horse sh*t or not so always check themover or get them changed in a messy area (hallway etc) before they run through the house.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
punkypossum said:
I got stuck with my bike in a pool (and yes I mean a pool) of liquified cowsh*t about 18 months ago. Not very pleasant when you are in it up to your knees and about to lose either your balance or your shoes! :biggrin:

Is that why you bought a new Trek not so long ago? the old bike is still festering in a pile of Cow Pie? :wacko: dont blame you....
 

Sittingduck

Legendary Member
Location
Somewhere flat
punkypossum said:
I got stuck with my bike in a pool (and yes I mean a pool) of liquified cowsh*t about 18 months ago. Not very pleasant when you are in it up to your knees and about to lose either your balance or your shoes! :biggrin:

How on Earth did you not see a pool of 2 foot high cow dung? :wacko:;)
 
Top Bottom