mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
I f#$%^@g hate it when companies try to be friendly and chummy. Getting a car insurance quote and the cheery geezer asks "is it ok to call you Bernard?", to which I replied "no it isn't". Show some professionalism in your actions and some respect for the people that put the food in your mouth.
You've got a point there, I can't bear it when people insist on calling me Bernard either..