Ways to jazz up football...
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Love the description of Tranmere, “Depressing huddle of one-up two-downs and one asian greengrocer dwarfed by a derelict dockyard and three giant electricity furnaces belching green smoke all day that’s twinned with a town in Belgium that doesn’t even exist....”
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
simoncc said:
I don't want to turn the F1 off, you blithering buttock, I want to watch it without having it interrupted every ten minutes in order that some corporate juggernaut can invade my living room and shout details of their products at me. I'm quite happy to leave the telly off the 99% of the time the F1 isn't on.
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
simoncc said:
Are you familiar with the concept of humour Simon? Or concious of the irony of complaining about a thread about "sports on TV that you are not forced to watch" on a thread you're, er, not forced to read? And who has mentioned the licence fee on this thread (apart, as ever, from you)?
dantheman
Veteran
- Location
- Hitchin, Hertfordshire
the ball should be filled with tyre weld, for weight and hardness properties.
or maybe filled with a randomly timed bomb, just big enough to vaporise one player, with a random timer...
or maybe filled with a randomly timed bomb, just big enough to vaporise one player, with a random timer...
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Lardyboy said:
Ha ha - great 'breakfast TV' - thanks.
simoncc - get out more - you humourless twerp. Go somewhere else to moan please because in 'The Café' I am happy to overlook "logic" in favour of fun. You dreary brake block.
