Warning! Evacuate this fire hazard building ASAP!!

[ufkacbln]

I've just seen this, following the article
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I might call them but if they'd want to take one of those pics of me looking glum and pointing to the building type pics,i wouldn't know which cycling jersey to wear for the pic'?. It could take hours before i decide!

You are Kim Jong Un AICMFP

 

[alicat]

Well, to be fair you did consume the electricity so they deserve to be paid.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well, to be fair you did consume the electricity so they deserve to be paid.

Yeah but i'm not paying the previous occupiers bill.

 

[Accy cyclist]

It could take hours before i decide!

Problem solved! I've just remembered. I've only my Columbia jersey here with me. All my others are locked up in the building.

Maybe they could take a pic and name any article..."Former Resident Despairs As His Cycling Jersey Collection Is locked In Fire Hazard Building"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Every week another letter from E-On arrived. I didn't open them but they must've been demands.

That's always the best policy. Never mind doing something. Bollocks to that.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4871787, member: 9609"]I doubt you will get much sympathy from the general public if you tell them you're a cyclist.[/QUOTE]
Yes, i can just imagine those "They don't pay road tax,they all jump red lights and they don't have insurance, so they deserve everything they get!!",thoughts and comments.

 

[Tin Pot]

[QUOTE 4871787, member: 9609"]I doubt you will get much sympathy from the general public if you tell them you're a cyclist.[/QUOTE]

The offers of temporary accommodation will suddenly dry up, and the fire safety violations overlooked...

 

[Drago]

Accy, I've not been about. How did things pan out?

 

[classic33]

Accy, I've not been about. How did things pan out?

He's barricaded the doors & windows of the place he's staying, to stop the women getting in.

 

[Drago]

Very wise. Last thing he needs right now is to be laid low with sexual exhaustion.

 

[potsy]

Accy, I've not been about. How did things pan out?

He lives in an old folks home, how do you think it panned out?

 

[classic33]

In his own words...

I'm getting a bit worried about my new flat. Not so much the flat but about the other residents. I once worked in an old folks home. The men were outnumbered. There were about 40 residents but only 6 or 7 of those were men. It's the same where my mum is now. I'm guessing i'll be one of,if not the youngest male living there. You don't think the ladies will see me as a sex object do you? Just there to be used and abused!

 

[Drago]

He lives in an old folks home, how do you think it panned out?

Bed panned out?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[nickyboy]

I think i'm going to have to re-home my pear tree. It's nearly 7t tall,which was ok for the last place as the walls were 14ft,but the new place's walls are about 10ft high. Maybe not re-house it immediately but it will need doing in a year or so. Maybe ask if i can put it out in the garden?

I would recommend you don't

Turn your back and you'll be inundated with partridges