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[Accy cyclist]

There is actually an Accrington Web http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/ abandon hope all ye who enter here.

That's the one where he f..wits banned me,saying i was a multiple identity user. I'd changed my e-mail address that's all, but they couldn't take that bit in.

 

[Drago]

Blimey, you're scraping the barrel of life when you get banned from an Accrington forum.

 

[growingvegetables]

There is actually an Accrington Web http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/ abandon hope all ye who enter here.

The digital answer to Morris Dancing.

Pretty much summed up by one prominent poster's sig-line, "If brains were lard most folk wouldn't have enough to grease a pan." Lordy, Accrington's having it tough. Have you EVER heard such a heart-rending plea?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Ok another update to let you know what's happening in here. Well it certainly kicked off last night! There i was in the laundry room when Mr Grumpy/tell tale moaned at me about "my behaviour in here" That was it. I grabbed the little fecker by the neck,and stuffed his head under the laundry press,threatening to iron his face! Then the door burst open and his ally,moobs and belly,came at me. I stuck the nut on him,splattering his nose all over his face. Mr Former Paratrooper just happened to be walking by. He came in,saw the scene and fled,shouting he didn't want the same treatment. Someone must've phoned for the cops as they appeared within minutes. They couldn't get in the building, as the doors are bleeper controlled,so they used the big red key to batter the door down, sending in the German Shepherds to quell the violence. There was a stand off,with me holding Mr Grumpy as hostage. After an hour of negotiating i agreed to let my hostage go, just as long as they let me use the microwave again. The cops then arrested me for ABH and for hostage taking. What a night it was!!!
Then the alarm woke me up and i realised it was just a dream.
In reality, i received a phone call yesterday from the housing association. They said they'd had quite a few e-mails about me keeping my dog here and about me "coming in at all hours" and for "sunbathing in the garden,with my shirt off". They said they are looking at re-housing me in a more suitable home. So i'm on the move AGAIN!

I've decided to use this from now on,as my theme tune.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3FS71Tgzw

 

[roadrash]

never a dull moment at accy towers is there

 

[Accy cyclist]

never a dull moment at accy towers is there

I'm thinking they might put me on a "sink estate" to break my spirit? You know the type i'm on about. Where people stand at the door,wearing vests and drinking tins of super strength lager,with a car on bricks in the front garden.

 

[classic33]

I'm thinking they might put me on a "sink estate" to break my spirit? You know the type i'm on about. Where people stand at the door,wearing vests and drinking tins of super strength lager,with a car on bricks in the front garden.

Or town centre flat, sorry apartment. Hear the local nightlife.

 

[Drago]

I'm thinking they might put me on a "sink estate" to break my spirit? You know the type i'm on about. Where people stand at the door,wearing vests and drinking tins of super strength lager,with a car on bricks in the front garden.

I can see you as Jeremy Kyle fodder.

 

[potsy]

I can see you as Jeremy Kyle fodder.

I shouldn't 'like' that as a member of my family once appeared on that show, I still haven't gotten over the shame

 

[potsy]

Accy, you will be much happier once you get out of there, I said way back it was a mistake to go there.

Hopefully you will be offered somewhere suitable, somewhere you can live without all those 'eyes' on you, and best of all be able to do what you want, including looking after your beloved dog

 

[Drago]

I shouldn't 'like' that as a member of my family once appeared on that show, I still haven't gotten over the shame

We'd quite often see customers on the show, and occasionally they'd admit to crimes, and we did follow upmsuch disclosures. T'was a gold mine of intelligence.

 

[FishFright]

We'd quite often see customers on the show, and occasionally they'd admit to crimes, and we did follow upmsuch disclosures. T'was a gold mine of intelligence.

Oh to see their faces, chuckle

 

[Accy cyclist]

Accy, you will be much happier once you get out of there, I said way back it was a mistake to go there.

Hopefully you will be offered somewhere suitable, somewhere you can live without all those 'eyes' on you, and best of all be able to do what you want, including looking after your beloved dog

You did and i now see that you were right. As someone said to me yesterday, you're too young for that type of place and the other residents will resent you for it.
I suppose they'll be thinking they've got shut of me and they can go back to their lives of slumber,but who knows,perhaps someone a lot worse than me could end up in here,and really get their backs up? One thing's for sure. Whoever follows me will be scrutinised by that nasty old git who's been on my case since i came in here. That fellow was just born to poke his nose in and make life hard for those who just want to get on with their lives.

 

[Accy cyclist]

We'd quite often see customers on the show, and occasionally they'd admit to crimes, and we did follow upmsuch disclosures. T'was a gold mine of intelligence.

The former Accy Stanley mascot appeared on The Weakest Link tv quiz. He won around 3 grand. Anne Robinson asked him what he was going to do with the money. "Buy myself a BMW" he replied. He did,then drove it around Accrington. The only trouble was,he was banned from driving, for drink driving. Apparently,the cops had seen him bragging his intentions on tv and one day they were there waiting for him to put the keys in the ignition.

 

[subaqua]

I'm thinking they might put me on a "sink estate" to break my spirit? You know the type i'm on about. Where people stand at the door,wearing vests and drinking tins of super strength lager,with a car on bricks in the front garden.

You mean Accrington then....