Very generous of her.............but why?

[MikeG]

How long would it take me to cycle to Essex?

Depends where you start, I suppose.

 

[biggs682]

she must be related to the lady who works in our local post office who is always " running adjustments" to her boobs whilst serving customers and on one occasion i caught an eyeful shall we say .

i always refer to her as Miss Booby for some strange reason

 

[EltonFrog]

I finished work early today and thought I would head off to Maldon on my bike as it was such a lovely afternoon. Twenty seven miles (at ave.17.9 mph, for those interested) later, I was cruising towards the cafe area in the pedestrian part of the harbour/ park thing, contemplating a slice of bread pudding, when a woman in her twenties decided that I had somehow earned a long lingering look at her bare boobs. She just held open her top in a Benny-Hill-nurse sort of way, for 10 or 15 seconds, until my rolling bike brought me embarrassingly close, then she put them away, giggled with her friend, and wandered off.

Maldon is a rather genteel part of Essex, but I suspect that standards are declining.

Perhaps she thought you where looking for somewhere to park your bike.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

How long would it take me to cycle to Essex?

Probably less time than me... damn it!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I presume there's no helmet cam footage???

Oh well....

The lycra tends to obscure the helmet cam view.....

 

[Donger]

Is there by any chance a sign nearby saying "25 accidents this year on this stretch" or similar?

 

[fossyant]

Guess her size? My experience stops at "normal", and doesn't run to XXL. I'd probably be miles out.

That's abuse......

 

[fossyant]

Actually, why is flashing your boobs not on the same register as flashing a willy ?

 

[TheDoctor]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And hey presto, we have a new name for the bit between the scrotal sac and the anus.

Its called your Barse!

Barse, the bit between your balls and your arse, barse!! It might sound a bit ugly, but then it doesn't look great anyway..... BARSE!!

 

[Paul139]

I live in Essex and have been looking for a reason to ride over to Maldon and attempt Market hill, seems as good a reason as any!

 

[screenman]

I reckon she done it to make someone happy, seems to have worked , good on her.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Its called your Barse

I've always known it to be called a 'Taint'
T'ain't you balls and t'ain't your arse.

As for the flashing incident... top lass

 

[Dave 123]

I always thought it was called Biffins Bridge....

 

[MikeG]

I live in Essex and have been looking for a reason to ride over to Maldon and attempt Market hill, seems as good a reason as any!

Attempt? Come on............it's in the "barely noticed it" category.

No, the reason to ride to Maldon is the little tea shop on the Hythe which makes the most delicious tea bread (Bara Brith) and bread pudding. The one by the big sandpit.