Very generous of her.............but why?

[MikeG]

I finished work early today and thought I would head off to Maldon on my bike as it was such a lovely afternoon. Twenty seven miles (at ave.17.9 mph, for those interested) later, I was cruising towards the cafe area in the pedestrian part of the harbour/ park thing, contemplating a slice of bread pudding, when a woman in her twenties decided that I had somehow earned a long lingering look at her bare boobs. She just held open her top in a Benny-Hill-nurse sort of way, for 10 or 15 seconds, until my rolling bike brought me embarrassingly close, then she put them away, giggled with her friend, and wandered off.

Maldon is a rather genteel part of Essex, but I suspect that standards are declining.

 

[Easytigers]

I presume there's no helmet cam footage???

Oh well....

 

[smokeysmoo]

Very generous of her............but why?

Because she can.

 

[screenman]

I finished work early today and thought I would head off to Maldon on my bike as it was such a lovely afternoon. Twenty seven miles (at ave.17.9 mph, for those interested) later, I was cruising towards the cafe area in the pedestrian part of the harbour/ park thing, contemplating a slice of bread pudding, when a woman in her twenties decided that I had somehow earned a long lingering look at her bare boobs. She just held open her top in a Benny-Hill-nurse sort of way, for 10 or 15 seconds, until my rolling bike brought me embarrassingly close, then she put them away, giggled with her friend, and wandered off.

Maldon is a rather genteel part of Essex, but I suspect that standards are declining.

I was say the scenery around those parts is better than some of that around here.

I have in the past on 3 separate occasions caught people dogging, well not sure about 1 of them as it was on the back of a boat, so it may not be called dogging. Bardney pontoon if anyone knows the spot.

 

[MikeG]

I presume there's no helmet cam footage??? .

Sorry. If I had a camera, it would have been the road rage incident (the first of my riding life), which I would be showing you, not some Essex girlie's breasts.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

You need to be quicker on the uptake and either give her marks out of ten, or at least guess her size and ask her if you are correct...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

The only way is Essex.....

 

[MikeG]

You need to be quicker on the uptake and either give her marks out of ten, or at least guess her size and ask her if you are correct...

Guess her size? My experience stops at "normal", and doesn't run to XXL. I'd probably be miles out.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Guess her size? My experience stops at "normal", and doesn't run to XXL. I'd probably be miles out.

settle for marks out of 10 then... tis easier

 

[Hip Priest]

How long would it take me to cycle to Essex?

 

[Fnaar]

Bardney pontoon if anyone knows the spot.

And hey presto, we have a new name for the bit between the scrotal sac and the anus.

 

[Fnaar]

You might (should it happen again) respond by whipping out your tackle and running towards her shouting "wiggy woo! wiggy woo!".
That's what I would do, anyway. Possibly.

 

[Octet]

You might (should it happen again) respond by whipping out your tackle and running towards her shouting "wiggy woo! wiggy woo!".
That's what I would do, anyway. Possibly.

And that is why you're only allowed out on weekends.

 

[stephec]

I finished work early today and thought I would head off to Maldon on my bike as it was such a lovely afternoon. Twenty seven miles (at ave.17.9 mph, for those interested) later, I was cruising towards the cafe area in the pedestrian part of the harbour/ park thing, contemplating a slice of bread pudding, when a woman in her twenties decided that I had somehow earned a long lingering look at her bare boobs. She just held open her top in a Benny-Hill-nurse sort of way, for 10 or 15 seconds, until my rolling bike brought me embarrassingly close, then she put them away, giggled with her friend, and wandered off.

Maldon is a rather genteel part of Essex, but I suspect that standards are on the up..

You might (should it happen again) respond by whipping out your tackle and running towards her shouting "wiggy woo! wiggy woo!".
That's what I would do, without a moments hesitation..

Just corrected your errors for you there guys.

 

[Over The Hill]

Must be the posh end of Essex if she put them away!