Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Was this in Tesco's "unexpected prostate exam in the bagging area"?
I was seeing a urology specialist for another matter ( he wasn’t a doctor as such - he was a nurse consultant - although since he had a PhD, he’s probably got more right to call himself Doctor than a doctor - but I digress...)
Anyway - I mentioned that my dad had had prostate cancer, and should I get checked out. He said “We’ll do a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam - finger up the bum) on your next visit - I’ll get 'him next door' to do it", referring to a consultant who was a specialist in that particular field. “I’m qualified to do these things, but I only do them maybe a couple of times a year, and he’s doing them several times a day. ”
The day came, and I went to the hospital, knowing that as well as the usual treatment, I was to get the dreaded exam.
He says “The guy next door is not available, so I’ll do it after we’ve done the other stuff”.
20 mins later, the other stuff was finished, and it was time. He said “I’ve had an idea - would you be OK with a lassie doing it?”. When i said “Of course”, he phoned one of the registrars - a woman in her 30s, hardly “a lassie” - who was also a specialist in that area.
He said “She’s doing this far more often than me. And she’s got thin fingers. I’ve got hands like sausages...”
It was absolutely no problem at all. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
I've got the full collection. Camera down japs eye, up bum, down throat (not the same camera) and the finger test. Luckily none of them found anything, one was routine for those of us in middle age, I expect a few of you will get the screening letter through the post. Go, get tested, investigated etc... the alternative could be far worse. Do not ignore things, even if it turns out to be nothing. None were terrible and I'm a wimp.
It would be good for the ignorant (points finger at myself, No not that finger) what the symptoms are & what to look out forIf anyone wants any information, just pm me.
It would be good for the ignorant (points finger at myself, No not that finger) what the symptoms are & what to look out for
That's a bit drastic isn't it?I am presuming i will have to have an autopsy done at some point but who knows
That's a bit drastic isn't it?