Uncle Drago's agony column

[Edwardoka]

Your details are scary... ..way too accurate.

Re the Persil suggestion. I have tried that without success.
TBH I did use Daz........does that make a difference ?

So now we know why Darren doesn't visit cyclechat any more

 

[Drago]

Beat me to the punch!

 

[postman]

Dear Wise one and Sage.Should tall men wear skinny jeans and should said items lay on top of the footwear or stop at the ankle bone.And if i may ask a second question what effing use are ripped jeans.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sol Invictus has moved in to the house to my left. Thor has moved in on the other side. Now it is constantly light with dark clouds gathering, and Thor has a very loud drum kit. I feel an almighty storm is brewing. What to do?

 

[stephec]

Dear uncle Drago.
My marriage is on shaky ground.
I have only worn these Y fronts for 5 weeks. I have observed all CC advice re inside out/upside down etc. When thrown at the wall they only stick for an average 17 seconds before slowly sliding down.
Mrs D is insisting I change them but I find them warm and comfortable (though slightly moist). I argue for one more week but Mrs D says NOW or our 50 year marriage is over.
Your sage advice would br appreciated.

I usually find that you can wear them up until the point where you can snap them in half with a firm karate chop.

 

[classic33]

Why does a foot always come up short when compared to a yard?

 

[classic33]

I usually find that you can wear them up until the point where you can snap them in half with a firm karate chop.

Whilst wearing them!
That could be dangerous.

 

[Drago]

Sol Invictus has moved in to the house to my left. Thor has moved in on the other side. Now it is constantly light with dark clouds gathering, and Thor has a very loud drum kit. I feel an almighty storm is brewing. What to do?

I would go straight round to Thor's house and offer him outside for a fight.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Thank goodness. When I saw the thread title I thought you'd overdone the Viagra.

 

[Dave7]

So now we know why Darren doesn't visit cyclechat any more

You will have to give me a clue on that one.

 

[Drago]

Thank goodness. When I saw the thread title I thought you'd overdone the Viagra.

Well, the thread does help keep my pecker up.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This column is not about hard problems.

 

[Drago]

This column is not about hard problems.

Yes, we're not really answering questions in that vein...

Remember Lance O'Classics home made viagra? It was a flop.

 

[Edwardoka]

You will have to give me a clue on that one.

Daz is quite a common nickname for people called Darren...

 

[Vantage]

Dear Auntie Drago

How long is an actual piece of string? Seriously, this needs answering!