True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea holds the world record for the most wiry pubes.

 

[grldtnr]

I'm not going to dispute that, what exactly were they looking for, an Auberge field generator?

 

[grldtnr]

Some say Chris Reas' loins pulsate and glow in the dark a mysterious greenish glow.
Which is a little off putting ,should he be sat in the dark at the Redcar Cinemat.

 

[Drago]

The undercarriage on a Boeing 747 is closely modelled on Chris Rea's undercarriage.

 

[PaulB]

Chris Rea began in the music industry as a reggae singing 'toaster' in the vein of his hero, U-Roy. As Rea's real first name is Uriah, he thought it only right to model himself on the great Jamaican 'toaster' and make records under the name U-Rea but was aghast to discover this was used to mock him and discredit his huge contributions to white English reggae music of the time.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented trance music. He got the idea when his mobile phone started ringing while in his jacket pocket as it went round in the washing machine.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is currently on BBC as the video ref for the Rugby League challenge Cup Quarter Final between arch enemies Hull F.C & Hull K.R, he has brought his cloaking device for himself and the Time Transit so he can get away without being spotted at full time

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was at Waterstones signing copies of his new autobiography, Have Beard, Will Travel, when in walked Richard Madelely.

Rea put his differences aside and dutifuly signed Madeley's copy, to my dear friend Talentless Tw@tface. Unfortunately, Madeley only noticed this when he tried to sell it on Ebay.