True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea holds the world record for the most wiry pubes.

 

[grldtnr]

I'm not going to dispute that, what exactly were they looking for, an Auberge field generator?

 

[grldtnr]

Some say Chris Reas' loins pulsate and glow in the dark a mysterious greenish glow.
Which is a little off putting ,should he be sat in the dark at the Redcar Cinemat.

 

[Drago]

The undercarriage on a Boeing 747 is closely modelled on Chris Rea's undercarriage.