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Chris Rea warms up his hands before a gig by repeatedly removing and replacing Marathon plus tyres without the use of levers.
True Facts About Chris Rea
- Thread starter Drago
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craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea is depressed. Christmas is over and his investment from 2002, when he purchased the Millennium Dome, has once again failed to turn a profit.
Still, he tries to remain optimistic and is once again making plans for a thriving dome for Christmas.
Still, he tries to remain optimistic and is once again making plans for a thriving dome for Christmas.
OP
OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea has leopard skin seat covers in the TURDIS.
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OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea is not aware that Green Shield stamps are the origin of Argos.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Auberge field is currently malfunctioning over SW England.
lazybloke
Ginger biscuits and cheddar
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Too little, too late.
If he wears a colander on his head for his next music video, i might forgive him.
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea has signed a deal to become the new face of Damart thermal underwear.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
You may have seen on You Tube, advertisements for a "Gentleman's Salt Trick" apparently it wasn't invented by a Harvard Professor,but was discovered by Chris Rea after a bumpy ride in The Turdis, he had purchased Fish & Chips for a Friday treat whilst travelling through time when a burp in the auberge field spilt his Salt & Vinegar, Can of Irn Bru & tomato ketchup in his nether regions, the resulting swelling meant Chris couldn't exit The Turdis for 7 hours, without drawing attention to himself, however Mrs Rea was very impressed (allegedly!)
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The government have refused to launch an enquiry into Chris Rea's time fiddling.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea recently went back to Norway in the time of the Vikings, so he could study how Viking society works, unfortunately the door of the turdis was left ajar, on his return Chris realized he had 2 stowaways on board so did an emergency landing in the Scottish Highlands where the 2 interlopers escaped, Police Scotland are now actively seeking the person who released 2 Lynx into the Highlands, Chris claims no knowledge of the incident
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea isn't real
