True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea had a brief but torrid affair with Benny Hill.

 

[classic33]

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[Drago]

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We're changing the truth!

 

[Seevio]

We're changing the truth!

Speak for yourself. I'm just exposing the truth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Chris Rea had a brief but torrid affair with Benny Hill.

Chris Rea wrote Auberge after a torrid weekend away with Benny Hill, in a small 16 Century hotel in Provence.

 

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea advertises Nivea skincare products on Bangladeshi TV.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Chris's gentlemen's potatoes are so impressive he became the model for Viz's Buster Gonad.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea used cosmic ordering to destroy Noel Edmond's career.

 

[Mr Celine]

Chris Rea was Noel Edmonds's financial adviser.

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea was about to be exposed as an reptilian alien by David Icke but the offer of, 'stepping into the car park to straighten things out,' was enough to silence the former Coventry City shot stopper.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea has a morbid fear of tan leather brogues, but only on Tuesdays.

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea has a pet potato named Gargrave.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea is the world gurning champion of 1981.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was the until now unnamed party to whom Huw Edwards was sending inappropriate WhatsApp messages.

 

[rogerzilla]

He was also the unnamed party that was definitely not found in a paddling pool of lime jelly with Elton John.