True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea uses a Richard Madeley doll as bait when shark fishing.

 

[DRM]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c241gve4q32o
Chris Rea has managed to wreak havoc in China last month, after the Turdis appeared in Shanghai, he sneaked out and went to a Chinese bar, and after one too many Rice Wines with 2 teenage lads, he dared them to urinate in a restaurants soup/hotpot broth containers, the 2 lads did it, but Chris decided to clear off, before it kicked off, Shanghai Police are looking for a bearded westerner to assist with their inquiries

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's TURDIS failed its MOT last week.

Regulation 11.2.8 - "Christian Fish chrome badge on bootlid partially obscuring view of rust patch."

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea uses a Richard Madeley doll as bait when shark fishing.

Chris Rea is training his flying shark to attack anyone over 6’2” and well built, before releasing it in Poshire.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea is once again in trouble with the planners at Middlesborough council after taking the topiary art to new heights when he trimmed his garden hedge into a giant middle finger aimed at Richard Madeley's holiday cottage.

 

[Evil_Breakfast]

One of Chris Rea's hobbies is primatology and, whilst on safari, managed to capture the following footage on HandyCam.