Chris Rea recently found himself in the middle ages, at a place called Camelot, on leaving The Turdis he met 12 Knights on their way to a meeting with someone called Arthur, so he tagged along, telling them of his exploits through time, Arthur, who turned out to be the King was mightily impressed, especially when Chris entertained them after dinner, using the court jesters lute, singing all his hits, interspersed with several vulgar jokes he had picked up whilst doing the Working Men's Club Circuit, King Arthur was so impressed he made Chris Rea a Knight, called Sir Gadabout, however it all ended in tears when on leaving Camelot, The Auburge Field exploded, & blew the Castle of Camelot to bits, thus bringing Arthur's reign to an end, Chris Rea stay's away from anyone called Sir, as the descendants of the Knights of The Round Table are still looking for him
