True Facts About Chris Rea

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea lubricates his cycle chains with WD40, we, the mighty Chris Rea's disciples, must do likewise.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea lubricates his cycle chains with WD40, we, the mighty Chris Rea's disciples, must do likewise.

That's chainism, I have a belt and feel marginalised by this sort of talk.🫢
For clarity, on my bike and my trousers

 

[stephec]

It's a little known fact that Chris Rea is responsible for the whistling harmonies on The Scorpions number one hit record, Wind of Change.

Whilst sat in the studio struggling for inspiration they were fortunate that next door Chris Rea was also recording, and after a night on the Bock, which he used to wash down the saurkraut and bratwurst, he was playing an unusual high pitched tune on the bowel bugle.

In that instant the spark of creativity was ignited.

 

[Moon bunny]

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That's chainism, I have a belt and feel marginalised by this sort of talk.🫢
For clarity, on my bike and my trousers

I took, was once a cyclist without a chain, but feeling left out of the chain lubrication threads, asked the mighty Chris Rea for advice. "Buy a Bicycle with a chain" was the advice from Chris Rea.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea never eats the crusts on his sandwiches 🥪

 

[Moon bunny]

Pete xxx steals the crusts from Chris Rea's sandwiches.

 

[lazybloke]

The lunchbox was invented by Chris Rea as a security device to protect the integrity of his sarnies.

It's a little-known fact that music has not been a commercial success for Rea. Instead, he made his fortune by licensing his lunchbox technology to Linford Christie.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented GT85 as a beard-friendly vegetarian alternative to WD40.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Like many musicians, Chris Rea is very superstitious. For example he always wears three socks - two on one foot and one on the other. He alternates between his left and right feet wearing two socks. Except for Sundays when he wears zero, four or six socks.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea entered the inaugural Britains Got Talent, he got through to the final but sadly came second to a Sticky Vicky tribute act from Rhyl

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea works nights making deliveries for Pizza Hut.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea works nights making deliveries for Pizza Hut.

I'm surprised to hear that, given Chris Rea's extreme mushroom allergy. I hope he uses latex gloves.

 

[classic33]

Doesn't get a mention until page seven on Bing.

 

[Gwylan]

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I took, was once a cyclist without a chain, but feeling left out of the chain lubrication threads, asked the mighty Chris Rea for advice. "Buy a Bicycle with a chain" was the advice from Chris Rea.

Chain lubrication is like trying to teach ducks to tango. Starts well but never really gets there

 

[Dogtrousers]

When interviewed by the popular award winning podcast "Celebs and their Search Engines" Chris Rea said that he thought Bing was rubbish.