Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

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Adverts on web sites!

OK OK OK - web sites need adverts to make money
but why is it that I, as an over 60 year old fat bald bloke, seem to often get adverts featuring women wearing VERY tight tops, often cropped, and trousers that are of the "spray on" variety

Honestly - just been on Road.cc and the adverts had more in common with a soft porn site than the Littlewoods catalogue!

I mean, I have been thinking of what to get my wife for Christmas but I'm pretty sure most of those items don;t come in her size!!!

(little amusing thing - I used to work for the Littlewoods catalogue company - they actually employed a "more mature" woman whose main job was to review all the photographs of women's clothing and get rid of any that had visible nipples!)
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
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Inside my skull
OK OK OK - web sites need adverts to make money
but why is it that I, as an over 60 year old fat bald bloke, seem to often get adverts featuring women wearing VERY tight tops, often cropped, and trousers that are of the "spray on" variety

Based on your browsing history 😳
 
Being asked to review the courier who delivered a parcel, what’s to review. He left it by the front door and fu**ed off

Did he smile nicely?
Did he make an approprite friendly comment?
was he wearing appropriate clothes ?
was his shirt properly ironed?
were his shoes properly polished - or of a decent brand and not just trainers from Tesco?
Was he whistling a happy tune - and for only a few seconds to avoid copyright issues?
Did he lob it over the fence despite it being labelled "Fragile" and put a note through the door saying it was carefully left in a safe place?


something like that
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
ever heard of Private Browsing?????

I have heard that "some people" use that to hide their browsing history

so I've heard anyway

The "Private Browsing reporting for duty" bit on Mock the Week was hilarious!

EDIT - Oh, the topic. I was quite peeved when Mock the Week went off air.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Adults who's pets "cross the rainbow bridge". I've had a few animals over the years, from cats to horses. They all died. If I told someone about it I'd say they died. It's a fact of pet ownership and not one to shy away from nor be coy or childish about.
It's just a phrase for most and gives a nicer image than dying on a vet's table or similar.
I wouldn't read too much into it personally.

Incidentally, the pictures are of Cindy on her very last day, funnily enough on a bridge with a rainbow! 😆:

Also my Mum and Dad died
they didn't "pass" or "go forward" or whatever other dumb Americanised carp people come up with

Kick the bucket? Give up the ghost? Pop your clogs? Shuffle off this mortal coil? 😆

I'm sure you've used one at some time or another.
also add "furr babies" - anyone calling them that needs help and someone needs to check how they treat their pets
treating pets as people leads to all sorts of bad feeding and exercise habits!!
Yet again, for most, it's just a saying and not indicative of how their pets are actually treated.
I am not going to reveal my real name but it is the same as a now long gone tv character.
In an office I was asked for my name by the boss of the office and gave it to a blank look and reply
“ yes but what is your real name?”.
The office staff who all knew me were in knots as they tried to keep from laughing too much. I suspect he was not a popular boss.
It's Nora Batty, isn't it?
The one that used to mildly irritate me was 'Sir Ming' for Sir Menzies Campbell. :whistle:

If you are not being ironic, it is pronounced 'Ming - Is'.

The 'z' is often a sort of glottal stop, especially in Scottish names.
Dalzeil (Dee - Ell), Queenzieburn (Queenie - Burn), Culzean (Cull - Ain) Castle, it is a thing, but most people are too ugnorant to know better.

Thank heavens John Menzies is not still around, it was PAINFUL!

For the past 6-7 or so years Ma B and me have had to deal with Pa B's relatively early and aggressive Alzheimer's diagnosis. He spent the last year of his life in a secure unit after being sectioned, so you get the idea. During that time, certain organisations and individuals insisted that Pa B was on a "journey" with Alzheimers, like it was all a jolly day out and, if it rained a bit we'd all make the best of it. This isn't Personal Matters so I'll leave it there, but the phrase was generally used by those who provided the least actual practical help of dealing with the issues we faced. He wasn't on a "journey", he was dying in a particularly cruel way.

Sorry, I've just been patronised by someone who used this phrase and lost my guano a little bit.
That sounds awful and yes, you'd have thought they would have known better.

The crappy one was from a big company beginning with H and looking at reviews afterwards their TV's seem to have a bit of a reputation. I do hope their trains are better built.

What, the ones with cracks in their frames? 😆

Labelled up a parcel yesterday and clicked the postman collection option. He didn’t turn up today, so I popped it down to the post office.

then received this, you couldn’t make it up. :banghead:

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I know, I mean, where were you @postman ?
Yes, I never understood why it wasn't "Sir Menz". :laugh:
Read above.
 

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Tenkaykev

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Location
Poole
My TV (LG) does the same and I can not find a setting that will override it.

Settings: All settings: General : Timers :

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Gunk

Guru
Location
Oxford
People that say “you have two choices” it’s only one choice with two options. two choices infers that there are four options.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Probably more 'amused' than 'annoyed' in this case...

I am hard of hearing and so can struggle with certain accents, and the Glasgow accent is definitely one of them! I was watching The Field of Blood on Netflix earlier and struggling to make out some of the dialogue so I turned on the subtitles. I was amused to discover that the (presumably auto-generated?) sub-titles were even less accurate than what my ears could make out! There were many instances of transcriptions like "Aye, and then a wee [inaudible] deed a flesh schooner, write [inaudible] never!", which were not exactly helpful! :laugh:
 
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