Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

[swee'pea99]

Drivers who find using their indicators just too much of a strain.

 

[derrick]

People who use the word Patina.w******.

 

[Venod]

People who park next to you in an otherwise empty carpark

 

[youngoldbloke]

People who use the word Patina.w******.

I've a friend who casts and patinates bronzes - should I tell him?

 

[derrick]

I've a friend who casts and patinates bronzes - should I tell him?

Yes.

 

[ColinJ]

People who use the word Patina.w******.

You are talking about Drew Pritchard and ICMFP!

 

[derrick]

You are talking about Drew Pritchard and ICMFP!

The new in word for tossers.

 

[Venod]

Anybody who pronounces route as rowt.

 

[Beebo]

School parking in general. People park on the mouths of junctions so you have to exit the junction on the wrong side of the road. You have to pull nearly all the way out of the junction before you can even see left or right.

Sweets at the cinema - a packet of Revels was £3.99. They are £1 in my local shop (we take our own sweets now it's become socially acceptable).

My son’s primary school has over 800 children. It is total mayhem, there are 2 lollipop people and parking wardens patrol.

 

[Accy cyclist]

There I was today walking up the main road when I saw a transit van parked fully on the pavement. The prick sat in the driver's seat didn't even have the courtesy to park it at one side,leaving a slightly passable space. No he parked right in the middle leaving about 18 inches either side of him. As I approached with my umbrella up I glared at him. He wound his window down and asked "What's your problem?".' What's my problem'?,you are I told him. He said I should've put my umbrella down and squeezed past his van.The cheek of this idiot eh?! I told him to feck off and walked away,hoping something bad happened to him later.

 

[gbb]

FB posts along the lines of...
'Found this cat in my back garden, does anyone know whose it is ?'

It's a bloomin cat, it's what cats do fer chrissakes, leave it alone, it'll soon go home.

Or...(accompanied by photo of sad looking dog)
This poor dog only has three legs, I'll bet no-one will give it a like

So what am I liking ?...the fact it only has three legs...is that something to 'like'?
Or am I liking it because no-one will give it a like ?

Pathetic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Litter! You managed to take it there, so take it home or find a bin that isn't full. Do you have no concept of respecting the environment?

 

[DCBassman]

Litter! You managed to take it there, so take it home or find a bin that isn't full. Do you have no concept of respecting the environment?

To which the obvious answer is, 'Wot?'
No, they don't even come close to understanding the concept of 'concept'...

 

[Accy cyclist]

There I was in the local Aldi last night ( I mentioned it was Aldi as they seem to encourage this practise) to pay for my stuff when the girl who was behind me in the queue stepped forward with her bank card in hand and stood right next to me,such was her haste to get her stuff through the till. I thought about sarcastically asking her if she was going to pay for my stuff,due to her holding her card. Why didn't she just wait til i'd left the till area then stepped forward, like I did it with the shopper in front of me.

 

[Beebo]

Or...(accompanied by photo of sad looking dog)
This poor dog only has three legs, I'll bet no-one will give it a like

So what am I liking ?...the fact it only has three legs...is that something to 'like'?
Or am I liking it because no-one will give it a like ?

Pathetic.

Does the dog derive any gratification from receiving likes.
Or just the saddo who posted the picture?