Tour de France 2015 - may contain nuts and SPOILERS

[Pro Tour Punditry]

As a non-native speaker of the English language I had to google "phwoar"

There is probably a way of editing responses to include "sad middle aged Scotch bloke who realises Marcel is hot property - if he was that way inclined, and he probably would be if given the chance"...

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Something I picked up on Twitter (so it must be true): Three FDJ riders - Pinot, Morabito and Geniez - were dope tested late on Thursday night. UCI testing rules only allow night time tests if there is a "serious and specific" suspicion of doping. Hmmm.

 

[rich p]

Something I picked up on Twitter (so it must be true): Three FDJ riders - Pinot, Morabito and Geniez - were dope tested late on Thursday night. UCI testing rules only allow night time tests if there is a "serious and specific" suspicion of doping. Hmmm.

Crikey! Pinot ought to get a refund if he's on the sauce!

 

[Crackle]

Something I picked up on Twitter (so it must be true): Three FDJ riders - Pinot, Morabito and Geniez - were dope tested late on Thursday night. UCI testing rules only allow night time tests if there is a "serious and specific" suspicion of doping. Hmmm.

I saw that too. Was it RaceRadio? Not sure how muck stock to put in it.

 

[coffeejo]

I saw that too. Was it RaceRadio? Not sure how muck stock to put in it.

Muck is the correct euphemism to describe them if true.

 

[Bollo]

I've got a bit of a thing going on with Marcel - Mrs Marmion is starting to worry about me, I think it might be the posters on the wall.

From now on, you shall be known as Uncle Monty.

Anyways, Alpecin is doping for hair.

 

[Bollo]

Something I picked up on Twitter (so it must be true): Three FDJ riders - Pinot, Morabito and Geniez - were dope tested late on Thursday night. UCI testing rules only allow night time tests if there is a "serious and specific" suspicion of doping. Hmmm.

Based on Pinot's behaviour on the last couple of stages, it looks like he's doped with toddler's blood.

 

[rich p]

Not sure how muck stock to put in it.

Just add one cube, a few cloves of garlic and simmer for an hour.( or a week and a half if you're Marmion)

 

[roadrash]

Just add one cube, a few cloves of garlic and simmer for an hour.( or a week and a half if you're Marmion)

Have i stumbled into the wrong thread . ^^^this^^^ looks like one of patricks imaginary recipes

 

[Crackle]

Muck is the correct euphemism to describe them if true.

Just add one cube, a few cloves of garlic and simmer for an hour.( or a week and a half if you're Marmion)

I wondered what the hell you two were going on about. I decided not to reply until I'd mulled it over on the dog walk and figured out what had gone over my head. It's taken me two hours to spot the spelling mistake and I'd prepared a really good stab at what I was missing as well.

How do you think the Uci list looked for the night testing....

1. Pinot (nuit, noir), 25 '90

I'd buy a bottle.

 

[jarlrmai]

A cheeky slow drinking little number goes well with red meat especially steak.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I hope @simo105 wasn't tempted to waste any money on Orica with Paddypower

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Carlton Kirby/Sean Kelly are a hoot.

CK: this team might put in a performance today
SK: no they won't
CK: <next team> this team might spring a few surprises
SK: no they won't
etc etc

 

[rliu]

Doesn't France have one of the most stringent anti doping criminal regimes in Europe? That coupled with the fact that FDJ are a big French team may explain why their riders were tested late last night

 

[tug benson]

Sean kelly said earlier that his longest TTT was 150k