Too many Daves

[Dayvo]

I'm a Dave!

Hard to believe, eh!

 

[4F]

In my first job out of an office of 20 we had 6 Dave's and even someone called Jim who's nickname was Dave.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

I'm most definately not a Dave (but my step-father is one)

 

[ChrisKH]

I told the (unintentional) joke the other day about my two kids in the bath on another thread. True story. The boys had a new bar of soap and both can read. I held up the box and said "What's your soap called?"

"I know, I know" said the youngest (nearly six), "It's called Dave".

 

[Tetedelacourse]

You're practically a Dave in my book then YG.

I have a cousin David and an Uncle David. The uncle is known as Big David and the cousin is known as Wee David, despite Wee David being a good 6 inches taller than Big David nowadays.

 

[HLaB]

Anyone who doesn't know me (who could that be!) tends to think my name is Tom, but I'll fess up.

Hi, I'm magnatom, and my name is Dave.....

Actually I'll answer to Dave, David, oi you, muppet,......

I always thought your name was Magna

My wee brother a David and so is my Uncle, there's probably a few other who I'm forgetting just now.

 

[Greedo]

I've got 10 different Daves, David or Davies on my mobile phone. This surely is a reflection that you are right and there are too many Davids in this world

 

[magnatom]

I've got 10 different Daves, David or Davies on my mobile phone. This surely is a reflection that you are right and there are too many Davids in this world

Ok then, who is going to start the thread

'Which Dave/David should we get rid of first?..... Oh wait a minute, I might be in with a chance on that vote....

 

[yorkshiregoth]

I'm a Dave so get me out of here!!!!!!!!

 

[Crackle]

Ok then, who is going to start the thread

'Which Dave/David should we get rid of first?..... Oh wait a minute, I might be in with a chance on that vote....

You can be Weepy Weed.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

I'm a Dave in real life. Can I be Bodkin Van Horn please?

 

[magnatom]

Hold on a minute! I thought we were supposed to be named in order. If I was named first, surely that means I'm Bodkin Van Horn. Can I take this to arbitration please?

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

Hold on a minute! I thought we were supposed to be named in order. If I was named first, surely that means I Bodkin Van Horn. Can I take this to arbitration please?

Well, if you insist .. I'll take Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate in that case.

 

[Crackle]

Hold on a minute! I thought we were supposed to be named in order. If I was named first, surely that means I Bodkin Van Horn. Can I take this to arbitration please?

It's Chuffy's thread, you'll have to wait for his ruling.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I've just had a horrible thought. Maybe Chuffy himself is a Dave. eugh.