Tom Swifties

[Abitrary]

"That was a rather moot point" mouthed Tom.

Is that one???? Have I got it???????????

I'm having trouble with these as well... this is like long division or something

 

[Abitrary]

"is my breakfast ready?" - mused the cat

 

[red_tom]

"Bollocks", Tom said testily.

 

[Ashtrayhead]

"I've just taken my keks off" said Nicholas.

"I've just come in mine" spurted Tom, prematurely.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Sorry if this has appeared already and, apologies to all EO and Diversity people out there. Pffhht!

Is this the way to the disabled toilet? Tom asked lamely.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"got any viagra doctor?" asked tom as he offered a limp handshake

 

[Mortiroloboy]

"Is my breakfast ready?" mused Lee.

LOL...Best one so far LOL!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

"Is my breakfast ready?" mused Lee.

"Yes it is!" said Tom, as he stood to give the Toast.

 

[abchandler]

"I beat you at tennis without you winning a point" said Tom lovingly

 

[Crackle]

" What the f@@k are you all talking about! sparked Crackle.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"i'll never talk to that ****ing c*** again" tom swore

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

"I waited for the Doctor all day" said Tom patiently.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

"All right, I admit it, I came last in the race" Tom said finally.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

or maybe...

"I used to love playing card games" said Tom wistfully

 

[Landslide]

or maybe...

"I used to love playing card games" said Tom wistfully

"But now I'm taking a break from them" Tom snapped.