Today in my house I found 31 ...

[Fab Foodie]

So there's still a chance he will find Thongs and Belly Button Fluff

I know where they are. There were assorted hold-ups and stockings, but I didn't get round to sorting them ....

 

[postman]

You used odd socks and stockings on assorted hold ups.Does Crimewatch know about you ?

 

[Fab Foodie]

You used odd socks and stockings on assorted hold ups.Does Crimewatch know about you ?

They should do, our underwear drawer is criminal!

 

[Red Light]

I blame http://www.unitedoddsocks.com/

 

[rollinstok]

My dog is great at sneaking the odd sock and stashing it away somewhere
Skids, bras and knickers too !! ( the bras and knickers are'nt mine BTW )

 

[MacB]

Don't you just hate these suspense stories that have a crap ending?

 

[Kestevan]

Socks are the larval stage of coathangers....go look in your wardrobe. You will have gained 31 wire coathangers too.

It's the only explanation that ties the disappearance of one, and the mysterious multiplication of the other.....

 

[Archie_tect]

My son wears unmatched socks every day... he never has a problem finding a pair to wear, or having odd ones.
In his eyes you have 15 pairs of socks, but you've managed to find one or lost one [depending on your glass half-full/empty life philosophy].

 

[biggs682]

curly pubic hairs on the bathroom floor

 

[Archie_tect]

Architects?

There are only 2 architects, all the rest are charlatans...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Don't you just hate these suspense stories that have a crap ending?

... but the journey was fun!

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't you just hate these suspense stories that have a crap ending?

aka Cleethorpes.

 

[Red Light]

Was it 31 intact spokes on your 32 spoke wheel?

 

[MrJamie]

Has one of them got yellow stripes at the toes and a yellow heel? If so I'll pm you my address.

http://coltmonday.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/socks-on-hands.jpg
(probably NSFW)

 

[summerdays]

My son wears unmatched socks every day... he never has a problem finding a pair to wear, or having odd ones..

Yes - my daughter wears odd ones too - because she can't be bothered to pair them up, and I say she is old enough to do it herself.

Me - I turn old socks into rags to clean the bike with ... however I seem to generate rags quicker than I clean