Today in my house I found 31 ...

[Speicher]

I would much rather you wore socks with saddles. I really do not want to see your anyone's pale hairy thin mis-shapen toes. What about those very short "trainer" type of socks, much much better than naked feet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

* tries to erase image of MDB wearing a saddle *

I said I didn't, cheeky!
I am not the sandal type anyway.

Probably the last time I wore saddles was when I was about 7, and those were the 'jelly' ones. Oh, and I probably had socks on with them and those stupidly tiny shorts that we're about in the '80s to complete the look!

 

[Speicher]

Er yes, I must learn to read propperly.

 

[Red Light]

I will hold the door ajar for you, as you leave.

As long as you don't bottle out.

 

[Speicher]

As long as you don't bottle out.

Oi! put a lid on it will you!

 

[Fab Foodie]

This thread needs canning now ....

 

[Speicher]

I cannot top that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't know how to bridge it.

 

[Browser]

Non-working disposable biro's?