Today in my house I found 31 ...

[Arjimlad]

Woodlice ?

Portaloos ?

Chest freezers ?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

PPI accountants saying the banks want there money back .

 

[Fab Foodie]

What fervent imaginations we all have!
Alas, more mundane, and misstillyflop got it in the first post. In looking for a single pair of socks to wear I pulled a load out of the airing cupboards and did indeed manage to make a few pairs, but I had 31 assorted unmatched socks remaining .... how can that be?

 

[Fab Foodie]

pictures of Victoria's Pendletons

I wish .....

 

[Gary E]

I don't own 31 pairs of socks let alone odd single ones, so that'll never be a problem I have to worry about

 

[Herr-B]

31 (formerly) pairs of socks? That is just excessive and you're showing off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

He needs them all for the 15 members of the Fritzel family living in the cupboard under his stairs though.

 

[Night Train]

...things worthy of starting a thread on but no where near as interesting as some of the suggestions made so far?

See, almost right!

 

[Fab Foodie]

See, almost right!

Arch tells me you're Mr Right ....

 

[Crackle]

What fervent imaginations we all have!
Alas, more mundane, and misstillyflop got it in the first post. In looking for a single pair of socks to wear I pulled a load out of the airing cupboards and did indeed manage to make a few pairs, but I had 31 assorted unmatched socks remaining .... how can that be?

Has one of them got yellow stripes at the toes and a yellow heel? If so I'll pm you my address.

 

[TVC]

What fervent imaginations we all have!
Alas, more mundane, and misstillyflop got it in the first post. In looking for a single pair of socks to wear I pulled a load out of the airing cupboards and did indeed manage to make a few pairs, but I had 31 assorted unmatched socks remaining .... how can that be?

Because you're a lazy, disorganised bugger who hasn't had a good clear out for years.

Is that it?

 

[lordloveaduck]

So there's still a chance he will find Thongs and Belly Button Fluff

 

[Fab Foodie]

Because you're a lazy, disorganised bugger who hasn't had a good clear out for years.

Is that it?

I took this point up with Mrs FF.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Has one of them got yellow stripes at the toes and a yellow heel? If so I'll pm you my address.

I'll look, I'd be surprised if we don't have one matching that desription

 

[ufkacbln]

copies of well thumbed editions of Mayfair and Penthouse.

Was "thumbed" a metaphor?