Tip of the day

[Toshiba Boy]

According to the gent that recently became Britain's oldest person, you must -

Eat Porridge every day

Take as many holidays as possible

....and remember to keep breathing

 

[Speicher]

If someone says to you "I am going to ask you to do xyz next week" -
Do not reply with "So I can do it when I like then" unless you want a clip round the earhole. or worse .

 

[Speicher]

If someone is carrying a large pile of books, and they are not very well balanced (the books, not the person) - Do not stop and engage them in a conversation and then be surprised when the heaviest book gets dropped on your foot. If you had engaged your brain you would know that a large pile of books is very heavy and that the reason the person was constantly trying to interrupt you, was because they wanted to say, "These ******* books are ******* heavy."