Tip of the day

[Fnaar]

On the left chimney, theres a smilyface. The right one could be seen as a cock i think.

Made oi larrrf!

 

[Arch]

No, I meant the smiley. Some of you have minds in the gutter....

 

[Pottsy]

Don't run with scissors.

 

[Fnaar]

Don't run with scissors.

...and don't try to cut paper with your legs!

 

[Lardyboy]

Don't....... it could be always........ no, its never......... or possibly sometimes......do..........no..........yes.............it's no good I've forgotten!

 

[dangerousjules]

don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

 

[dantheman]

dont rub your eyes (or other sensitive parts) after cutting chilli's.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Don't watch soap operas or reality shows that involves any form of popularity contest - they're SH*T!!

 

[fossyant]

Don't stick your fingers on your tyres to clear glass/debris in motion where the rotation of the tyre can take fingers under brake bridges....

 

[Arch]

dont rub your eyes (or other sensitive parts) after cutting chilli's.

Remember, there's no more reason for the plural of chilli to have an apostrophe than there is for the plurals of eye or part.

However, one is required in don't.

 

[dantheman]

Remember, there's no more reason for the plural of chilli to have an apostrophe than there is for the plurals of eye or part.

However, one is required in don't.

yea'h cheer's fo'r tha't..

 

[Arch]

yea'h cheer's fo'r tha't..

No worrie's...

 

[graham56]

Tip of the day.
My daughters bedroom, at this moment it`s in real shoot order.

 

[stephenb]

blue is live brown is neutral

 

[graham56]

Don`t pi$$ into the wind..
Unless you want to get your own back.