Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Pwoar
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Stop showing off, you mean mythomania.
What have I told you about looking at User's facebook page?
simon.r
Person
- Location
- Nottingham
MrsR has just phoned me to say “it’s chaos out here”, referring to the traffic on her trip to the hairdresser and shop - a total distance of about 6 miles.
I know this thread is about things you can’t say, but I couldn’t resist sending this text:
“Sorry it’s chaos out there. If only there was a quick, easy, cheap, environmentally friendly way of getting around. Just saying xx”
I know this thread is about things you can’t say, but I couldn’t resist sending this text:
“Sorry it’s chaos out there. If only there was a quick, easy, cheap, environmentally friendly way of getting around. Just saying xx”
Spinney
Bimbleur extraordinaire
- Location
- Back up north
To be fair to MrsR, cycling straight after a hair-do doesn't help you appreciate the dosh you've just forked over for having your hair done...
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Merry Canabis and an off your head New Year to you.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I'm very used to having crowds of skunk-smoking teens walking past me but I was a bit taken aback this afternoon when a couple who looked about 40 walked past with 2 children aged 5 or 6 in tow, and a baby in the mum's arms. It was the fact that she was dangling her spliff about 6 inches from the infant's face that shocked me ...
It is one thing to choose your own drug habits as an adult, but to impose them on very young kids is a different matter!
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
I'm very used to having crowds of skunk-smoking teens walking past me but I was a bit taken aback this afternoon when a couple who looked about 40 walked past with 2 children aged 5 or 6 in tow, and a baby in the mum's arms. It was the fact that she was dangling her spliff about 6 inches from the infant's face that shocked me ...
It is one thing to choose your own drug habits as an adult, but to impose them on very young kids is a different matter!
unreal
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
If I'd known you weren't going to need me until it was almost dark I'd have got out for a good ride. It was decent cycling weather for December too.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
If I was to say that to my Mrs R, I'd end up having to explain to the nurses in ER exactly how the bike pump ended up there.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Stop belittling me for driving to work. It’s 23 miles each way. You drive to work and it’s less than a mile for you.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
You are absolutely blanketty blank useless, the proverbial waste of space. Can you see beyond the end of your nose?
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
'Id be very nervous about how long that acid is being left on your wheels fellas'
I' walking past the local car hand wash. There's a queue of cars waiting and a guy has applied acid to the wheels of about 20 cars in advance. I suspect for some of them that acid is going to sit there for 10, maybe 20 minutes...far too long for my comfort.
A guy at work is convinced the alloys on his car were utterly wrecked by another local car wash...he'd had the car for a good while, no problems but then started taking it to the hand wash...bingo, his wheels deteriorated within weeks, went all blacky grey and horrible, had to have the refurbed.
I' walking past the local car hand wash. There's a queue of cars waiting and a guy has applied acid to the wheels of about 20 cars in advance. I suspect for some of them that acid is going to sit there for 10, maybe 20 minutes...far too long for my comfort.
A guy at work is convinced the alloys on his car were utterly wrecked by another local car wash...he'd had the car for a good while, no problems but then started taking it to the hand wash...bingo, his wheels deteriorated within weeks, went all blacky grey and horrible, had to have the refurbed.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
No. I fecking won't go to Tesco to buy you some wine. It's a mile, you lazy buggers. If you are already half cut, just flaming walk there. I am NOT going for you.
I told them that I'd had painkillers so couldn't drive. I hope I can sneak out on my bike in a min
I told them that I'd had painkillers so couldn't drive. I hope I can sneak out on my bike in a min
