Things you'd like to say, but can't

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TVC

Guest
Pseudologia fantastica...
Stop showing off, you mean mythomania.
 

simon.r

Person
Location
Nottingham
MrsR has just phoned me to say “it’s chaos out here”, referring to the traffic on her trip to the hairdresser and shop - a total distance of about 6 miles.

I know this thread is about things you can’t say, but I couldn’t resist sending this text:

“Sorry it’s chaos out there. If only there was a quick, easy, cheap, environmentally friendly way of getting around. Just saying xx”
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
MrsR has just phoned me to say “it’s chaos out here”, referring to the traffic on her trip to the hairdresser and shop - a total distance of about 6 miles.

I know this thread is about things you can’t say, but I couldn’t resist sending this text:

“Sorry it’s chaos out there. If only there was a quick, easy, cheap, environmentally friendly way of getting around. Just saying xx”
To be fair to MrsR, cycling straight after a hair-do doesn't help you appreciate the dosh you've just forked over for having your hair done...
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Merry Canabis and an off your head New Year to you.
I'm very used to having crowds of skunk-smoking teens walking past me but I was a bit taken aback this afternoon when a couple who looked about 40 walked past with 2 children aged 5 or 6 in tow, and a baby in the mum's arms. It was the fact that she was dangling her spliff about 6 inches from the infant's face that shocked me ...

It is one thing to choose your own drug habits as an adult, but to impose them on very young kids is a different matter! :wacko: :thumbsdown:
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
I'm very used to having crowds of skunk-smoking teens walking past me but I was a bit taken aback this afternoon when a couple who looked about 40 walked past with 2 children aged 5 or 6 in tow, and a baby in the mum's arms. It was the fact that she was dangling her spliff about 6 inches from the infant's face that shocked me ...

It is one thing to choose your own drug habits as an adult, but to impose them on very young kids is a different matter! :wacko: :thumbsdown:

:headshake:unreal
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
MrsR has just phoned me to say “it’s chaos out here”, referring to the traffic on her trip to the hairdresser and shop - a total distance of about 6 miles.

I know this thread is about things you can’t say, but I couldn’t resist sending this text:

“Sorry it’s chaos out there. If only there was a quick, easy, cheap, environmentally friendly way of getting around. Just saying xx”
If I was to say that to my Mrs R, I'd end up having to explain to the nurses in ER exactly how the bike pump ended up there.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
'Id be very nervous about how long that acid is being left on your wheels fellas'

I' walking past the local car hand wash. There's a queue of cars waiting and a guy has applied acid to the wheels of about 20 cars in advance. I suspect for some of them that acid is going to sit there for 10, maybe 20 minutes...far too long for my comfort.

A guy at work is convinced the alloys on his car were utterly wrecked by another local car wash...he'd had the car for a good while, no problems but then started taking it to the hand wash...bingo, his wheels deteriorated within weeks, went all blacky grey and horrible, had to have the refurbed.
 
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