Things you'd like to say, but can't

[JoeyB]

If you can't contribute to a thread in any sort of intelligent way without tossing out personal insults from the safety of your computer then I suggest you either make yourself scarce or we meet up to discuss your problem.

Riding a bike for less than a year does not make you an expert on all things cycling, nor does it give you the right to monopolise a thread with your sparring partner for 40 pages and bore the pants off anyone who initially thought the topic looked interesting, which it was for the first 2 pages.

I thought that was aimed at someone in here?!?

 

[totallyfixed]

I thought that was aimed at someone in here?!?

If the cap fits.............

 

[swee'pea99]

So my wife can have her unwanted fart knickers back then?

Been working in marketing long?

 

[Arjimlad]

Asking exactly the same question of me, five times in as many minutes, without giving me any new data, is not going to change my first answer.

 

[Ganymede]

I miss my music. I hope there will be space in this new house for some of my hifi stuff.
Life was really lonely before I met you, having this in my life helped me survive. It means a lot to me.

Oh well that's the rehearsal...

A thought which might give you a bit of back-up: relationships are famously about "give and take". It's too easy to think this means they are just about "give". You can take as well, as long as it's reasonable! NB don't actually say this out loud...

 

[Melonfish]

Sorry, the disk will not boot up, if it won't boot up i can't run the UN-encryption program.
No i can't break the encrypted data it's 256 bit.
a brute force attack? really? where do you read this guff? i would need a super computer and about a thousand years or so to unlock this.
No i can't "just pull one file" off the drive as mentioned it is encrypted!
no the file isn't backed up on the server because you stored it locally on the drive not in the network synchronized documents drive we provide to you.
please crawl into a hole and never darken my door again...


quick edit, the encryption software we use runs a one time 256bit encryption protocol, only the software on that hard drive can un-encrypt the drive. this is deliberate to stop company secrets being lost (why aren't the gov't using it?)

 

[Spinney]

My brain works differently to yours, my thought processes are different, I mis-interpret things, I have balance issues and I'm in constant pain.
I am not stupid or slow - I just need time to process what you are saying to me without being overloaded with information.
I hate being like this, life is challenging enough, please be patient with me.

I think that is something you should say...

 

[Lullabelle]

Admit it, your son is Grandma's favourite. Your daughter knows this and will carry the knowledge forever, as she gets older it may turn to anger or bitterness.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

A thought which might give you a bit of back-up: relationships are famously about "give and take". It's too easy to think this means they are just about "give". You can take as well, as long as it's reasonable! NB don't actually say this out loud...

Thanks for that

I brought the subject up tonight. All is well, agreement has been made

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Call yourself a software house?
How hard is it to get a CD from Scotland to Yorkshire in 3 weeks. Then it's replacement never arrives.
Just face facts, you're scared shitless that we will keep finding holes in your crap software so you're holding back until other customers test it for you.

Software I wrote is probably still being used by massive corporations around the world. Bits of it never stop working or crash for no reason, and I wrote it 25 years ago.
You are pathetic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you can't contribute to a thread in any sort of intelligent way without tossing out personal insults from the safety of your computer then I suggest you either make yourself scarce or we meet up to discuss your problem.

Oh just F**K OFF!!


Sorry, someone had to say it!!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Oh just F**K OFF!!

Sorry, someone had to say it!!

Never!!! ... Planning a visit soon

 

[TVC]

You really are so tedious, I see you still haven't worked out why nobody bothers with you anymore. Cutting and pasting 'witty' quotes from the internet shows no original thought.

 

[machew]

I know that you are the owner of the company, and you have broken your phone. No you cant have another one today because we don't have any spare phone that are unlocked to T-Mobile, they are all locked to Orange and it will take 3-5 days for Orange to give me an unlock code. No I cant go to the market on my own time this weekend and get the phone unlocked and put the cost through as an expense.

 

[Speicher]

You owe me an apology. It should be a very sincere apology, and preferably within the next ten days.

Ten days should be long enough for you to decide how to apologise sincerely.
Or perhaps it isn't. What about ten weeks, or ten months?

The ten days have passed. If you make the smallest attempt to apologise, I might be able to help you. But if you persist in being ignorant and arrogant, there really is nothing I can do.