Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
There's nothing as satisfying as peeling a "grapeskin" from your nosril....
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
And those minutes spent just massaging the nasal passages knowing nothing is there.... 🤫🖕
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
OMG - I would love to have a licence to be able to say that without being punched.. We have people in work who line their pills up on their desk like badges of honour. All that is missing is a big neon sign saying 'PLEASE ASK ME' above their heads..
Yep, I work with one of those
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
It is a cardboard box, why is it in your dustbin instead of recycling?
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I am sorry for swearing at you, lads... It's just that I was expecting 10 year olds such as you to be at school at 2 pm on a mid-term Tuesday, NOT racing each other out of a side road onto the busy A646, swerving in front of me, and overtaking each other doing wheelies! 
School attendance: 0/10
Road sense: 1/10
Bike handling: a Sagan-like 9/10!
And as for you kids doing a Bikeability class at the roadside when I was on my way back ... Thanks for the compliments, and yes - if you listen to what your tutor is telling you then you just might get to ride a "nice bike" like my Specialized when you are older!
School attendance: 0/10
Road sense: 1/10
Bike handling: a Sagan-like 9/10!
And as for you kids doing a Bikeability class at the roadside when I was on my way back ... Thanks for the compliments, and yes - if you listen to what your tutor is telling you then you just might get to ride a "nice bike" like my Specialized when you are older!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I felt a responsibility to demonstrate to the kids what I could hear the tutor telling them as I approached so I did some rather more obvious than usual looking over shoulder, checking side streets for emerging traffic, covering the brakes, signalling etc.
What a responsibility those tutors have! Herding wobbly cats on bikes...
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Tell me about it..It can be very rewarding too though....I felt a responsibility to demonstrate to the kids what I could hear the tutor telling them as I approached so I did some rather more obvious than usual looking over shoulder, checking side streets for emerging traffic, covering the brakes, signalling etc.
What a responsibility those tutors have! Herding wobbly cats on bikes...
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Instructors... I don't know why I kept typing 'tutors'! 
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Deleted member 26715
Guest
Stop asking me if I am prepared to give you permission to 'enable push notifications' I have already told you multiple times No & also multiple times Not to ask again!!!!!!
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
It may just be coincidence but since we have had a white lady doing the cleaning there have been no complaints.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You really need to shower and use deodorant, you stink and it is gross 
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
You really need to shower and use deodorant, you stink and it is gross
Okay, okay, I'm getting to it in a minute.
Honestly...
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Once again you failed to pass on important information leaving us looking like disorganised fools and then having to rush around to sort things out 
